u/ConnectionRude4832

Sorry if I'm being too intense, but this genuinely makes me wanna go postal, genuinely, I'm not joking, it's a trigger for me.

That trigger is when people don't read the room.

So imagine, I'm like watching my manga, I don't know, some hentai, fuck it, and my mom's friend asks what book I'm reading, because she thinks she's an educated smartass. I decline, because I'm not a fucking idiot, I don't wanna show it. But she insists.

Then the silence and awkwardness comes in.

This shit happens in my life almost everyday.

Another, I was with my friend, I listening the OST of The House of Fata Morgana and he asked what game that song came from.

I refused to tell. And I'm used to people thinking I'm retarded for doing things like this BECAUSE I KNOW IT FUCKING ENDS.

It's always some fucking hoe, they ask, they fucking insist what my favourite anime is or some shit, I say N.H.K. ni Yōkoso! and they look at me like I spoke Arabic or some shit, then ignore what I said to change topic. Like, kill yourself! Call me lowtierGod and go kill yourself quickly, I'll buy the fucking rope.

And I see people talking about their interests to other people and I fucking die inside of cringe, like, why would you embarrass yourself like that?

I don't know... Maybe it's not relatable at all to y'all.

I sit with the ass but the ass doesn't shit with me,

I was born from cum.

One day I'll become the infinite,

Infinite chad who mogs the mog,

I will not make sex because I'm trying to be enlightened,

I was born from cum.

Pray for us, Ado, our Goddess, forgive us for our gooning and liberate us from Vtubers,

I was born from cum.

So, one thing I don't understand, my brotha, is how bitches act nowadays.

Like, one time I was asking a hoe, it was her birthday, how many years she was making, because I'm a standup guy who likes to know about the person. She got offended because, supposedly, you're not meant to ask a hoe her age, how tf does that work? She'll be gaslighting her age forever?

The worst is other hags I see everyday. See, I'm a very mannered, educated, erudite type of person. I usually address hoes with ma'am, miss. Now, hoes get surprised when I do that and want me to be casual, to just address by you.

My brotha, the audacity of this bitch! I would never insult a women in my life, she's like double my age! What insolence! Simply unacceptable. Why women are like this?! I respect their integrity, their position, their status.

"Why did you hear to this? There's no Michael Jackson anymore! Think, Mark! Nobody has a good music taste nowadays. You'll live to see this world listen to Billie and Sabrina! Everyone and everything you know will be listening to shit! What will you have after 500 years?"

"Ado, dad... Ado."

Women, I'm just gonna say it, most men prefer femboys over y'all, it's fucking obvious!

Yeah, I slept only 4 hours today so I'm like on meth or some shit, but hear me out.

When men say they like pussy, it's a lie, it must be lie! Bruh, I don't wanna sleep smelling seafood ya know? Am I the only sane one here? It's just a fucking rugged hole.

People call me gay just because I prefer dick, but I'm not gay, because being gay is gay, and I'm not. At least with a dick, you can play with it like it's those jet fighter controllers or some shit. And Femboy dick is small and cute, a plus for me.

Bro, femboys are just better, fr fr. Like, since they are short, I can beat the shit out of him if he acts up, like who's gonna protect him, the men right's movement? AH! As if.

At least I'm not sleeping with a only fan's girl who had 4000 ex-boyfriends and three abortions, femboys are very exquisite taste in today's market.