Thanks r/spicypillows!
I stumbled across this reddit, not even a month ago while I was looking up which smartphones have the best battery life. I browsed a few posts because I was fascinated and that was that, went back to my usual reddit haunts.
Last Wednesday I'm in bed with my husband. He goes to wake up his 15~ year old macbook, which has served as a white noise machine in our bedroom since he replaced it about 5 years ago. It has lived on his bedside table the whole time, rarely moved as he could reach it from bed to set up our nightly playlist. This particular evening it shut off as quickly as it woke from rest mode. Frustrated, he picked it up to check the cable wasn't damaged and was feeling around to see if it was overheated or something, he tilted it towards me at one point and I noticed the casing on the right side was separated about half an inch.
Thanks to this sub I knew we had a spicy pillow in our midst and I asked him to turn it off immediately. He then looked some more and the casing was also bursting open on the other side of the same corner. Unfortunately no spicy pillow pics cause we were not trying to open the damn thing and we were honestly terrified cause that thing could have gone up right next to our bed. At the advice of a friend who worked at an Apple Genius Bar, we put it in a metal bucket for the night, and first thing the next morning put it in our emptied out fire safe and drove to our nearest Apple store to dispose of it. Even the Genius folks were a little taken aback. But they got it wiped and disposed of correctly.
Y'all probably saved our lives, if I hadnt seen this sub I would have just assumed it got damaged at some point and I hadnt noticed.