u/ConsiderationRare222

No one cares about your cooking, so spare us with the crazy eyes pls! She’s so manic.

Kids look bored while mom is shopping. I’m pretty sure the boys and Indy would be better off by being in a classroom, with other children their ages. So sad.

I mean they already didn’t hang out with kids before, now it seems definitely not unless it’s another influencers kid (and I think that’s mostly Indy w/ Hollie’s daughter). 🤢

Damn, what did the pan do to her? And I question if the chicken is even done….

The more videos of her trying to cook just confirm that she has no idea what she is doing, doesn’t do it often, and definitely no one should be asking her for advice or recipes (which she def googles).

I still can’t get over the video of her trying to cook orzo…

Did anyone say they needed more PJ’s?

Well guess what… you’re never going to believe it. IMS is dropping more pjs on 9/13. Damn, she is trying to rub her customers dryyyy $$.

You can’t convince me that people are actually begging for more. I don’t care how many Time Square, People magazine/Nashville ads they are buying.

It’s way over produced now. There can’t be any appeal left… it’s every other week now.

And the ideas are juvenile, cheap, and lack thought/planning/attention to detail.

Having done my own pasta making experience in Italy, I would not take notes from these loons. They barely know what they are doing. Kahl seemed to do better, but Mal is dying over the “kneading” and really you’re just using the excess flour to add into it so you can cut it (and not be so sticky).

And…. Why is she acting like she has a cooking show? She is a joke when it comes to cooking!!

She acts like the self-proclaimed Martha Stewart, but everything she makes looks odd and not well thought out. Like what even is this? Oh, and can’t forget the instant pot rice.

This is comical.

Homegirl should not be the face of shilling any hair products. Her hair looks like shittttt.

Also, wtf is she wearing? The cut of the fabric and how it is sewn together is just awful, and cheap.

Is Mal just a wet nurse now? Like why hasn’t she stopped if loofah doesn’t want it? Also, isn’t loofah her last? Help make it make sense!!

#gifted

I was looking at the PR boxes pictures and thought what the heck is this accessory (the headband is terrible), but then noticed the tag of the sweatshirt now says “by Mallory Ervin” because I guess that’s important?? The hat looks low quality, and hair clip is sad looking.

Also found the poll and question comical because there is no front runner, but I wish IG would tell you how many people have voted. I can’t imagine it being a ton.

She isn’t the first to do this, so you can’t convince me that she didn’t pay for this ad/article publication. She’s trying soo hard. 🤢

Y’all can’t convince me after listening to Mal’s accolades on Will Cole that she wouldn’t sell her own parents. When she stated he has a new book coming out, which I’m sure is the classic self help book, I knew she is just going to have this fluffy podcast about nothing.

But, I’m sure her health scares will be the focus to get people to have sympathy sales/engagement. She is always here to sell you something on the internet.

Literally ALWAYS.

She might even sell her parents. She sure has sold her kids identity to the internet world, without blinking an eye.

Putting your fingers in the food, gives me the ick. Why does she record herself during these manic episodes?

Also, nobody gives a shxt about Amy’s app… that’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen on the internet today. There are other people who created this, there is nothing special about Amy.

Lastly, she is so dumb. Claims the yogurt is vanilla, but on the container it says “plain”. Does she even know what she is doing??

So ME has a LONG monologue about meeting the teachers. What I gathered is:

• she never wants her kids to go to school 5 days a week.
• she doesn’t really like sending her kids to school at all but can’t do homeschool so this is the best of both worlds.
• but she also doesn’t want to impose her feelings on her kids if they are thriving in school.
• she thinks children’s lives should be rainbows, sparkle, and sunshine almost always of the time.
• she personally approves of the teachers her kids got this year. (and it seems like there is an emphasis on this??) -randomly during her monologue starts linking products -her kids have a bunch of half days the rest of the week to start off school (it seems)

I can’t wait to see how long this holds up, because she definitely imposes herself on her family.

She pays for her kids to go to a private school so she can decide how often they go to school— and I just keep thinking how it’s going to suck when they get to college or working a 9-5 and realize they have little structure and stamina to handle it. And she refuses to teach her children right from wrong or place boundaries, that’s why their life is rainbows, sparkles, and sunshine all the time.

She hasn’t even used it but she is definitely shilling it. Anything for a buck, I guess.

Also, will this be the so called story she tells us about when she does give up nursing her 18mo?? Instead of the GLP-1?

S1 was starting kindergarten this year? And she moved to Wilco, TN for the schools I thought? But they started school today… so is she going to a private school or do they have lax rules around going to school?

And favorite child doesn’t have shoes on walking on the gravel pavement. Ouch!

I would not wear these, there so big. But also cannot justify $25 for 2. It’s not like they are slip hair ties. She thinks she is something else, but I guess if the cult eats it up, then she’ll continue to take advantage of them.

Not a pro here but I’m very confused. Does she think the name brand matters more than the firmness of the mattress? (I’m in my mid30s so maybe it gets harder to find a good mattress at 40+??) Or maybe she is still looking for a mattress brand to give her a free mattress? #ad

Wow she acts like it’s the biggest U-HAUL you could get… She is a scammer all the way to the bank!