r/MalloryErvinSnark

And this is her new favorite. Wasn’t the living fully co collegiate sweatshirt her fave? And then the turkey? Girl, quit saying “obsessed” and that something is your fave because you say it about all of them. Either pick one or just say you love them all. But this collection is completely contradictory. The color combos are horrendous. This looks like clip art put on the wrong color sweatshirt. If anyone is going crazy over this launch they don’t know fashion (which isn’t what she’s doing anyway), but they don’t even know childish sweatshirt color combos. This is egregious.

How do her followers fawn over such basic ass designs?! More clip art and it isn’t even cute!

She absolutely is a bonafide idiot. She is so laughable…. This pose alone she send her straight to the crazy farm. Yes right Mal… you use this stuff everyday. What a joke.

Mallory Ervin is bragging and acting shocked that her In My Sundays x Realtree collaboration randomly landed in PEOPLE. But here’s the part she left out.😏

On August 11, the collaboration was announced in a press release distributed through EIN Presswire, a press release distribution service used to push brand news out to journalists, editors, media outlets and news aggregators.
The release was issued under Kari Scott PR, with Kari Scott listed as the media contact for In My Sundays.
Why does that matter?
Because Kari Scott also happens to be the Director of Brand Communications for PEOPLE and Entertainment Weekly.😂
And this wasn’t her first connection to in my Sundays. In 2024, while working in brand communications at PEOPLE, the same Kari Scott personally recommended In My Sundays pajamas in a PEOPLE gift guide!

Then, one week after the Realtree press release went out, In My Sundays appeared as 01 of 65 in PEOPLE’s Best New Fashion Launches of 2026 shopping roundup. WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

🛑This in my Sundays x realtree launch had professional PR behind it, and the PR contact publicly listed on the release just so happened to work for PEOPLE itself. 🙌🏻

Media Contact: Kari Scott
Organization: Kari Scott PR
Email: KariScottPR@gmail.com
Phone: 850-206-7049

I don’t know if she paid people magazine??? Hey Mallory care to comment on the connections to kari Scott and people magazine?

Wow wow wow Mallory😉

somehow she magically gets more every dang time.🫣

At this point, they might as well put her photo in the dictionary next to narcissism. Apparently, no one had ever thought to put a turkey on a sweatshirt until Mallory arrived to revolutionize Thanksgiving apparel! Has she ever used Google? This is the self described hustler at work! This is the slimy sales tactics she’s mastered. Just living full of shit y’all! People line up from all over the world to get her turkey sweatshirts🤭

Mallory’s new prayer candle station is a PERFECT example of turning religion into content and Catholicism into an aesthetic. Catholic faith is not a collection of candles! 🥴Lighting candles is an extremely small Catholic devotional practice. It has very little to do with Catholicism, but it’s all she knows. Reducing Catholicism to candles, medals, and aesthetic rituals completely misses the entire point of faith. She cares more about the aesthetics of faith, which is why she wears tens of thousands of dollars in religious jewelry and loves a good candle station. 😂 It’s why she’s launching faith fully, so she can profit off the aesthetics of religion.
This is a self described hustler who openly believes in manifestation and treats Catholic medals like good luck charms. That is not Catholic theology. Catholicism explicitly rejects superstition and the idea that blessed objects possess some independent magical power. This narcissist has preached more about manifestation and vision boards than she has ever mentioned God or scripture. In fact her favorite book is the secret, not the Bible.
When someone seems far more interested in displaying the props of Catholicism than understanding its theology, sacraments, teachings, and obligations, it’s not devotion = it’s purely performance by a theater major/motivational speaker reality contestant. She ordered this new candle station just in time to launch faith fully🤭 Is this for photo shoots and a tax write off?

Maybe it’s where I live only but churches are closing rapidly. These sadly aren’t being “sourced from Europe (by a lady and found in France.) they aren’t an expensive rare find I also am raised and by extremely old fashioned strict Catholics who would frown upon this. We had priests over regularly even bishops and the Monsignors Yes we had shrines with candles but this wouldn’t be kosher

Here we go again with another lame lunch of merch with clip art that looks like kids should be wearing it

They have zero control or boundaries with these kids. Zero zilch none! And she thinks it’s funny.

Y’all can’t convince me after listening to Mal’s accolades on Will Cole that she wouldn’t sell her own parents. When she stated he has a new book coming out, which I’m sure is the classic self help book, I knew she is just going to have this fluffy podcast about nothing.

But, I’m sure her health scares will be the focus to get people to have sympathy sales/engagement. She is always here to sell you something on the internet.

Literally ALWAYS.

She might even sell her parents. She sure has sold her kids identity to the internet world, without blinking an eye.

Also, STFU about the Nicole Rose butterfly earrings and those other flower earrings you wear. You talk about them constantly. If you’re not getting paid to say her name, you sound like a broken record, on repeat, screeching constantly. Insufferable human. No one cares that you move a fun stud earring. Wow. So riveting!!! Please tell us more about your love for jewels. 🙄🙄🙄

Putting your fingers in the food, gives me the ick. Why does she record herself during these manic episodes?

Also, nobody gives a shxt about Amy’s app… that’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen on the internet today. There are other people who created this, there is nothing special about Amy.

Lastly, she is so dumb. Claims the yogurt is vanilla, but on the container it says “plain”. Does she even know what she is doing??

So ME has a LONG monologue about meeting the teachers. What I gathered is:

• she never wants her kids to go to school 5 days a week.
• she doesn’t really like sending her kids to school at all but can’t do homeschool so this is the best of both worlds.
• but she also doesn’t want to impose her feelings on her kids if they are thriving in school.
• she thinks children’s lives should be rainbows, sparkle, and sunshine almost always of the time.
• she personally approves of the teachers her kids got this year. (and it seems like there is an emphasis on this??) -randomly during her monologue starts linking products -her kids have a bunch of half days the rest of the week to start off school (it seems)

I can’t wait to see how long this holds up, because she definitely imposes herself on her family.

She pays for her kids to go to a private school so she can decide how often they go to school— and I just keep thinking how it’s going to suck when they get to college or working a 9-5 and realize they have little structure and stamina to handle it. And she refuses to teach her children right from wrong or place boundaries, that’s why their life is rainbows, sparkles, and sunshine all the time.

She always says how all the kids look like her Dad Gary. They don’t resemble him whatsoever… yet. Loofah looks like her own Dad.