Crazy stoned Navy Seabee told me the real reason we invaded Iraq at the VFW tonight.
So tonight I went to the local VFW post for the $8 all you can eat pizza night they do once a month. Anyway a couple of guys go outside and hit their THC tapes, and a stoned ass seabee told me the greatest conspiracy theory I have ever heard.
So it goes like this... When George H. W. Bush was running oil companies in Texas he made a trip to Iraq for business. While he was there as a gift Saddam gave to Bush as a gift one of his many wives. This one night affair led to the birth of no other than Barack Hussein Obama. Thus how Obama got his middle name. This of course was an embarrassment to both men. So of course Bush made sure Barack had a good upbringing but due to his political ambitions this could never get out. But Bush loved and supported his son financially just on the down low. It was also decided during the Clinton administration that Bush's sons would become the next presidents of the United States. Why do Bush Jr and Obama get along so well? Because they are brothers. Now this story gets better, Michelle Obama is actually the sister of Condoleezza Rice. Michelle and Barack actually met in Camp David when Condoleezza Rice was working for the National Security Council. Its a beautiful bipartisan love story.
Of course I asked where he learned all this, and he said he was a Seabee and they had to read all this intel before he went into Iraq. This is why they had to kill Saddam, so Barack could become president. Otherwise Saddam would have blown the lid of this story.