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Spanish Air Base Tries to Enforce a Ridiculous Rule: The Great Car Registration War

Someone in r/maliciouscompliance told me that you guys would like this story, too. I used AI for translation, as English is not my first language. I hope this is a valid exemption from the "no AI" rule, I 100% wrote it by myself. TLDR at the end.

This is a story from my time in the Air Force. We took part in an international exercise in Spain. For this, we deployed several aircraft and around 200 personnel to a Spanish air base. I myself was there ahead of the main contingent with a small advance party of about 15 men to prepare everything. One of our tasks was to register roughly 50 rented vehicles at the base gate and bring them onto the base. To do this, the Spanish authorities introduced a rule that each of us could only register five vehicles under our name. So we drove the vehicles up to the gate and then each of us gradually brought in three to five cars, including registering them in our names, which was noted on the vehicle’s access pass.

At first, this went smoothly and we were able to hand over the vehicle keys to the comrades arriving later. However, after two or three days, problems started. An official notice was issued stating that from now on, each person was only allowed to have one vehicle registered under their name. So we gathered additional people and drove to the gate to transfer the excess vehicles from one person to another. The whole process took about two hours, but eventually it was done.

That arrangement lasted for about a week. Then suddenly, cars trying to leave the base were being turned back. The guards would no longer let them leave unless the person under whose name the car was registered was actually sitting in the vehicle. We then sought talks with the local authorities and explained that we assigned vehicles according to current operational needs and that it was impossible to comply with this new rule. However, we were dismissed rather smugly with the explanation that if it was absolutely necessary, the vehicle could simply be re-registered. From that point on, it very much felt like deliberate harassment to me.

But we still had good old malicious compliance! We instructed all soldiers that whenever time allowed, they should drive to the gate in pairs and have vehicles re-registered. Either from a person who already had a car to someone without one, or, if both already had a registered vehicle, simply swap them around. Within a very short time, the guard office was completely clogged up, and the official probably had to process around 50 vehicle registration changes a day. And what can I say, after two days of the guard office being blocked by endless vehicle re-registrations, it suddenly no longer mattered whether the registered person was sitting in the car or not!

tl;dr: During a military exercise in Spain, the local base kept introducing increasingly absurd vehicle registration rules for rented cars. After soldiers were forced to constantly re-register vehicles just to move around, they responded with malicious compliance by flooding the guard office with nonstop registration changes until the authorities gave up and dropped the rule.

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u/GenFeldMarschaII — 3 days ago

Crazy stoned Navy Seabee told me the real reason we invaded Iraq at the VFW tonight.

So tonight I went to the local VFW post for the $8 all you can eat pizza night they do once a month. Anyway a couple of guys go outside and hit their THC tapes, and a stoned ass seabee told me the greatest conspiracy theory I have ever heard.

So it goes like this... When George H. W. Bush was running oil companies in Texas he made a trip to Iraq for business. While he was there as a gift Saddam gave to Bush as a gift one of his many wives. This one night affair led to the birth of no other than Barack Hussein Obama. Thus how Obama got his middle name. This of course was an embarrassment to both men. So of course Bush made sure Barack had a good upbringing but due to his political ambitions this could never get out. But Bush loved and supported his son financially just on the down low. It was also decided during the Clinton administration that Bush's sons would become the next presidents of the United States. Why do Bush Jr and Obama get along so well? Because they are brothers. Now this story gets better, Michelle Obama is actually the sister of Condoleezza Rice. Michelle and Barack actually met in Camp David when Condoleezza Rice was working for the National Security Council. Its a beautiful bipartisan love story.

Of course I asked where he learned all this, and he said he was a Seabee and they had to read all this intel before he went into Iraq. This is why they had to kill Saddam, so Barack could become president. Otherwise Saddam would have blown the lid of this story.

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u/Consistent_Ad_7100 — 6 days ago

Duck walking at MEPS

Someone was asking me about joint popping sounds and thought y’all might laugh at this.

I was at MEPS (US Military Entry Processing center) and they had us Duck Walk.*

I was one of the last guys to do it. When the examiner left the room I asked the guy next to me “did you hear my joints pop?”

A guy at the far end of the room said “we all heard them pop with every step!”

I was mortified, but it did t hurt and they moved me on to the next stage of exams.

*Duck Walk - hunker down, like crouching. Then walk forward without standing up.

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u/jasondbk — 10 days ago

My MEPS Experience? Please tell me i am not crazy.

MEPS Experience

Yall. I been in 7 years E6 and got into a conversation about MEPS with my leadership randomly today. APPARENTLY them sticking they finger up your booty IS NOT normal nor allowed at MEPS. WTF do I do with that information? Do I contact the Secretary of War on this?? Child services?

Also it lasted 5 seconds and I felt a warm breeze, buddy was over here looking at me with a whole face when I turned around and ngl I laughed so damn hard is that NORMAL??? WTF i do with this information. I stayed silent for years thinking it was normal.. WAS IT???

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u/Aggravating-Scene765 — 12 days ago
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When an E6 can’t tell reality from a TV show

A post in another sub reminded me of this story. So my reserve company got put on a rapid deployment and had to bring in a bunch of soldiers from other units to plus up. They gathered us all up on Fort Carson for as much training as they could. One of the new E6s was an avid fan of Stargate and somehow only found out on Carson that the Cheyenne Mountain Complex was a real military base. Which convinced him that the show was real, so in the middle of the night he takes off in another soldiers pov and head up there. He was obviously stopped but spent so much time arguing with the guards that since he used to be 10th group that his security clearance was enough to let him through that they detained him and the commander had to go up there in the middle of the night to retrieve them.

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u/DefEddie — 13 days ago