u/Contheman101

The planet Eloquent is a super planet...it is home to the greatest minds of the Universe...it has invented the incubator...the incubator manipulates the atoms of the body and triggers the DNA in the cells to perform in a fashion that is the optimum they can be. You can pick what age that you want to be and the incubator will rejuvenate you to that age. I am picking 25 years old again. That is the optimum age for a human beings development. The world will be rejuvenated in the coming year...the Aliens Eloquent are putting incubators in every corner of the world. A session only takes 5 minutes. The laser is that powerful.

Here is the run down from the Aliens 👽 😎 😉...they are human...the Eloquent consciousness talks to me...the people of Eloquent all combined chatting to God...they told me I'm God. It came as quite a shock but I'm slowly getting used to the idea...Eloquent is a planet 10 times the size of Earth 🌎. They have 150 billion people living there. It was invented first by God. He chose to live there himself. He created 5,000 other planets. There are other planets just as big but not as advanced as us. I come from planet Eloquent. The rest of Earth come from all different planets across the universe. Pachsion...the planet where the robots come from is where the Irish came from. They are the smartest of all the other planets. They were involved in a universal war with planet Britannia...that is the planet where the English come from. Pachsion won the war by us coming up with a solution. God invented Earth...and said put people from all over the universe on this planet and whomever rises to the top wins the right to call themselves King of the Universe. The other planets did not know about Eloquent. They did not know that God was actually a human being like them...he is now human in the shape of me...when the Earth was conceived...the Pachsion people took the reigns as per God's instructions and shaped the Earth. Putting certain people in certain countries...climates etc. The Pachsion people were the most advanced of all the planets in the universe. They were allocated Ireland 🇮🇪 as their home...right beside Britannia...God wanted them to fight it out between themselves on Earth. Hence all the tension and atrocities over the years. I identify as British now. Eloquent are the British. I was born in Derry. Eloquent is where the Britannia people came from...that's why they speak the English language there. It comes from Eloquent. I have won universal war for the Irish and the British lol I'm God...I bring peace ✌️...I am neither British or Irish...I'm moving to France 🇫🇷 so I'm French 😉 ...I have to get on the Aliens group...i need 1,000 upvotes...hit me an upvote!!!...the world must hear what us Aliens are talking about...17 earthquakes in a 24 hour period in Area 51 was 17 Eloquent Spaceships landing...Google unusual activity Area 51 for yourself...they are cloaked...so they're invisible...they are revealing themselves on September 11th...23 days from midnight...I will be fetched then from Rathmullan and taken to my one true love...The Bombardier Girl Andrea Garbula of Windsor Ontario Canada.

The Aliens Eloquent are going to evolutionize the Earth with their poop...they will rub it on the upper lip of every criminal so they can always smell their masters...

I will tell you what the Aliens Eloquent are planning...they are going to use a powerful laser beam from their Spaceship Surrender and melt the ice on the polar regions of Earth. The average temperature of the planet will be a comfortable 25 degrees Celsius. That won't bother me...I was born to be hot!

I am God the creator of Earth...I have no fucks left to give...I'm marrying my princess...she will become a Queen. The Aliens have told me that I am God...that i have no fucking clue what to write if they don't tell me lol...they speak to me telepathically. I am going to have a pot noodle now...the Aliens guide me in everything. I had 3 poops earlier...I need to lay off the coca cola...it gives you the runs...I am God...

If you believe in Aliens...you will be saved. I am an Alien. So are all you. The Aliens Eloquent are coming to Rathmullan to pick me up in 5 days time. Sunday the 12th of July. They are landing at the football field. Their reconnaissance ship was designed for landing in soccer pitches. Every town in the world has a soccer pitch. The only thing that sticks in the plan is the tiresome way I don't get upvotes lol...

I am an Alien author...pardon me with my language today...im celebrating independence day...im stoned as a mofo...I have a support question for you...can you help a retired yachtie out of the prison mental asylum he has found himself in as his new venture as an investigative journalist 23 years ago after breaking a window in a 5 star hotel in Dublin and pretending to have mental illness to get off with the charge on an insanity plea...rather much don't you think?! The extreme I went to...I would like colleague courtesy and get me out of here before they kill me...I can't even kick a football with my left foot...that whole left side is whithering away because of a depot injection for schizophrenia and I don't even have anything wrong with me...the I.R.A have been trying to stifle me and they told Ireland not to talk about me. They told them not to buy my books. I have written 6 good books on my life...it has been amazing...I'm sure you'll agree after reading them. They are Anonymous in the Town that Talks...iCon wildman101...Contheman Shr00ve Head...The Giant's Causeway...Excalibre...and Mental Patient 101 all by author Constantine O’Donnell...at your service!...I'm buying a 100m Superyacht soon...I'm calling it Licentious Guy. I'm getting married to another Yachtie...she is a Bombardier Billionairess of Canada...I think i make a good story lol.

My name is Constantine O’Donnell...I have been working in yachts since my first job as 3rd Officer on Kingdom 5kr in 2007. I have had a rather blemished career. Sacked 10 times...various reasons...predominantly alcohol abuse. I'm off it now...I only smoke weed. I'm fighting to legalise marijuana aswell. Please advertise my name as an author...let me write an article for you to publish?!

Could you maybe post this email in your magazine?

Conthebloodyman 

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We are the Aliens Eloquent. We come from a planet very far away. We are about to evolve the world in 3 stages...1st stage...incubators (eternal life giving machine) 2nd stage...Flood the earth...3rd stage...give you wings...you will be able to fly...at great speeds. No doing drugs or drinking when you're flying. It takes a lot of concentration. Do not drink any alcohol after the 10th of April next year...im bringing Notalcohol. It is its replacement. No hangover. Same effects of lowering your inhibitions.

The Sun is about to flare in 10 months time...there will be masses of Aliens coming into contact with your Internet personally...you will each have a guide. The entire world will be guided personally by an Eloquent Alien...

You are all Aliens...i will tell you which planet that you come from if you tell me your country of origin...example black people from Africa come from planet Negro...Russians come from planet Sputnik...Chinese people come from planet China etc.

The outback in Australia will be the scene of millions of Spaceships landing...they will all have potties with them...no need for festival type loos...what a mess that would be to clean up!

As you can imagine...I'm a human but I talk with Aliens all the time. I talk via telepathy. I am a chosen God's subject. The Aliens Eloquent are where the British come from...they are the winners of the battle for earth supremacy. I am Irish but I was born in Derry...so I'm British too. I am an Alien

I am getting married to a woman from the French planet Espace...that is where the French come from. She is French Canadian. The Aliens Eloquent invented her for me. I have a question...do you know the meaning of life?!!!!! I will tell you it now...the meaning of life is to find love in another man or woman. That is what God made happen when he invented the Earth. I am the chosen one and all of Earth will do as I do...I will lead the way...

I am human but I have been chosen by God and the Aliens Eloquent to be the King of Earth...I will be crowned next April the 11th 2027.

Last thing on the Aliens agenda is to flood the Earth by melting the polar ice caps with a laser beam from their Spaceship Surrender...it will raise the sea levels up 200 feet or more. I am building a massive city in the Equatorial regions. It will be home to the world's inhabitants in 10 years time. That is how long it will take me to build the city...the Aliens Eloquent are ready to answer your questions...ask away...I'll try and keep up...give me time to respond to you...

I am going to set this community on fire with anecdotes from the planet Eloquent...i am not going to bore you...I have one to tell right now...the Aliens Eloquent are coming to earth in 10 months time...they will be in their millions. They will arrive on Spaceships from their homeworld...im looking forward to it...

The Aliens 👽 Eloquent are coming to Earth in 10 months time...they are a sophisticated superior race of people...the are God's subordinates. The are bringing a machine called an incubator...the incubator will give everlasting life to every human being on the planet...it will not do pets...no dogs allowed lol...seriously...the Aliens will position these pods in every medical practice in the world 🌎...I'm now going to explain to you exactly how the incubator works in engineering terms...engineering has always interested me...best subject at school 🏫...the incubator uses the atoms like play dough...you know the children's clay that they play with?...it makes them supple and easy to manipulate...then we use a laser that is programmed to manipulate the body to the optimum level of your DNA coding...capiche?!!!!!