THE dreaded L**k has gone and destroyed my favorite barrel! I need some handy repair people to rebuild it, and plate it with one inch of lead and two inches of tungsten. Industrial plating, not electroplating. Thanks!
I need zoniate charges. Don't care where they come from, the size, or how you got them. Any will do. I can offer rupees depending on the amount delivered. Glory to Master Kohga
SO, I've recently been doing research on the Gama rays zoniate produces, and I've got good news. The rays are (no matter how concentrated) pretty much benign. Although, they do have some weird effects on the body.
I have dubbed them Z-Gama Rays (ZGRs). They seem to affect hair color, (turning it a bleached blonde color) and sometimes produce odd deforms of the ears. (like pointyness and shrinking.
Here is my revelation:
Z-Gama Rays are what's causing all the odd changes in Yiga clan hair color! Now, that doesn't sound that important (it really isn't) but the facts are solid. The dastardly royal family of Hyrule live on top of a giant pit of Zoniate! The dreaded L**k spent large amounts of time in Hyrule castle, and operating Zonia machines!
I believe further research is needed, and I'm proposing a new branch of Yiga research. The ZGRRB (Z-Gama Rays Research Branch).
After scanning the large deposits of zoniate we've been mining, I found something horrid. The scans for Gama radiation came up with 1,500 KCPS. We need to halt all mining operations of these deposits as soon as possible. We must evacuate everyone within 1,000 feet of these deposits. We must direct research into how, A. we've survived this long, and B. Any affects this massive dose of radiation may have caused.
I built a Gama Ray Viewing Screen. (I have no idea how) And figured out something odd. It seems Zoniate gives off ever some disturbing amounts of Gama Rays. It seems mainly benign (Seeing as none of us have died to it yet) but, I'm still a little concerned. I think this warrants further investigation.
I need to know if any tech people around here could create me an electromagnet. Or the Hyrule version of an electromagnet. I can offer rupees and some zoniate for your future projects.
Also can someone make me a lead-glass viewing screen. Same offer for the above project.
Greetings, I have explored the depths, and now need more zoniate. Preferably as much as you can bring. I can offer rupees to anyone who brings some.
Greetings Comrades, I need a brave person to venture into the depth, and fetch me some items. I can pay 2 golden rupees to whoever is willing. Here's my Depths Shopping list:
.12,000 Pieces of Zonaite, (can get this anywhere, not just the depths)
.68 Frox toenails
.3,500 Large Zonaite Charges
Thanks to Whomever can deliver
I need some help on a project. I need help from a scientist, blacksmith(or anyone that can forge) and someone who is adept with Zonia mechanics. I can offer a gold rupee to anyone willing. And an extra gold rupee to anyone who thinks they can help.
Micheal was recently spotted (You can decide who) dragging a large sack under/into a large barrel
I have done some research, and I believe I may have found a large rebel stash of mighty bananas. This is our chance comrades. We MUST reclaim the bananas. For our clan, for our friends, for the love of our mighty Master Kohga!
I fear the current Banana Treasury may be filled with... with... REBEL L*NK SUPPORTERS!!!! I say we stage a mutiny, regain our bananas. Stop a terrible tragedy from happening. I fear our time runs short. We must act NOW! For our bananas. GLORY TO MASTER KOHGA
I was but a weak banana merchant. Peddling my banana wares, when a dreaded L*nk supporter stole my bananas, eating them with horrific grace. I must have my revenge. I must regain my bananas. How do I join this clan. How must I serve Master Kohga!
