I need some help on a project. I need help from a scientist, blacksmith(or anyone that can forge) and someone who is adept with Zonia mechanics. I can offer a gold rupee to anyone willing. And an extra gold rupee to anyone who thinks they can help.
Micheal was recently spotted (You can decide who) dragging a large sack under/into a large barrel
I have done some research, and I believe I may have found a large rebel stash of mighty bananas. This is our chance comrades. We MUST reclaim the bananas. For our clan, for our friends, for the love of our mighty Master Kohga!
I fear the current Banana Treasury may be filled with... with... REBEL L*NK SUPPORTERS!!!! I say we stage a mutiny, regain our bananas. Stop a terrible tragedy from happening. I fear our time runs short. We must act NOW! For our bananas. GLORY TO MASTER KOHGA
I was but a weak banana merchant. Peddling my banana wares, when a dreaded L*nk supporter stole my bananas, eating them with horrific grace. I must have my revenge. I must regain my bananas. How do I join this clan. How must I serve Master Kohga!