u/Cowhat_Librarian

Boba tea!

His estranged son worked there. The father had insisted the son complete college and join the family business, while the son wanted to take a few years to enjoy life and think about his future.

The father finally realized that it was more important to have his son in his life than in the family business, so he smiled at his son and placed his order:

"A banana split, made with vanilla, strawberry, and pistachio ice cream, please."

"Whipped cream?"

"On."

"Fruit topping?"

"Cherry on, my wayward son."

I've had it with these construction crows!

"We don't serve your Hind here!"