▲ 4 r/nonsense
I had to ask a co-worker why he was in the room twice.
Usually there's only one of him.
u/Crap_Hooch — 4 days ago
▲ 8 r/nonsense
I had to ask a co-worker today why he was in the room twice?
He was wearing a dark white shirt. Usually there's only one of him.
u/Crap_Hooch — 4 days ago
▲ 10 r/nonsense
I've been gluing hair to everything I own so no one will steal my stuff.
It kinda sucks when it comes to silverware and stuff but it's a small price to pay for peace of mind.
u/Crap_Hooch — 1 month ago
▲ 2 r/nonsense
Why don't you have nice hair like me?
Be specific.
(For reference, I'm online.)
u/Crap_Hooch — 2 months ago
▲ 8 r/nonsense
If you want to blame someone for all the e-waste, look in the mirror. He's standing behind you.
reddit.comu/Crap_Hooch — 2 months ago
▲ 6 r/nonsense
If you run backwards it's like front poop.
Otherwise it's regular.
u/Crap_Hooch — 2 months ago
▲ 3 r/nonsense
It arrived when my cousin was in the restroom so as far as he knows "Chicago Deep Dish" means hardly any cheese and almost no toppings.
Go back to Ohio, bro.
u/Crap_Hooch — 2 months ago