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This is a thing I realized tomorrow when I was sitting on the vendor: one of us is not you.
And the you that it isn't is actually the most important you of all: the you that stole coat hangers from the hospital. I don't know how you did that! Tell me how you did that.
"Well, it was a year." That's what you said when I asked you. But what year was it? 1985? 1912? 1644? 2013? Three thousand and pickles? Diet soda to go? Dreams? Habitat?
I have qualms!
Today I shat my pants and it was very odd and disturbing and now I'm scared.
Yeah I know, I took my meds, I walked the chickens, but overall today has been horrible, I shat my pants, I'm scared, and now everybody hates me.
HE Lives in THe MooNs. No seriously, there is this blocky caterpillar cloggin up my toilets at night. He only comes if I don't leave chicken bones out to appease him. I can predict that tonight he will come again, because I am all out of bones. I have learned that he does not like cheese, and in fact is highly offended by gouda in particular.
Call me crazy, but I think we have a mind-boggler on our hands, because he boggles mine.
Are there any methods, lethal or otherwise, by which I might be able to vanquish him?
Use knock offs for good luck
I cries *Cries*
I weeps *weeps*
I sobs *sobs*
because I cannot have you as my dog
Like brother, I don't even fully fly. So why would you preview my dog clamp? Honestly that just makes me want to drive by you in a sandstorm.
July 19, 2092 - American gin tragedies just suddenly cease and nobody knows why.
jimmy ate a bean and the bean exploded...dun dun dun dunt din din dunt...JIMMY ATE A BEAN AND THE BEAN EXPLODED! dun dun dun dunt din din dunt! off with the covers, off with the sheets. fifty yard dash to the toilet seat...dun dun dun dunt din din DUNT!!!!
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i agreed but stated that compared to something really annoying like ticks made of lava sucking on your eyeballs that i'm only a 1 or 2.
the wobbly walls. four termites. seven roaches. five ants. two bees. imagine them! they eat together at dinner! they have families? they do? imagine an orange. round and circular. orange. imagine it. it doesnt matter! does it? dance to the tune of those drums, if you dare. then watch as a giant hand comes to tear you away from everything you love. looks like you were the orange all along. you are only ever as big as the next big thing. have bagels for breakfast, or suffer the consequences of a mediocre life. you are small.
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