▲ 5 r/nonsense
why is this here and no where it belongs?
we have a system. abide by the system.
u/Rotteneverything — 1 day ago
u/Rotteneverything
▲ 8 r/TheWordFuck
words......dont come easy, to me... but FUCK DOES!! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!!!
everybody heard....fuck is the word.....so everybody fuck everybody and flip em the BIRD!
u/Rotteneverything — 1 day ago
▲ 5 r/nonsense
why just use the top of your lungs?
you'll turn left then right then blue and pass gas. why are you so inflatulenced with me? hmmmmmmmmm?
u/Rotteneverything — 2 days ago
▲ 17 r/TheWordFuck
me in other subreddits: is it ok to say fuck here? wonder if its ok. yeah maybe i will but not excessively.
me here: FUCK FUCKING WTF FUCKSHIT FUCKFACE FUCKINGFUCK AHHHHH WE'RE HALFWAY FUUCKED....AAAAHHHHAH FUCKING ON A FUCKFUCK!
u/Rotteneverything — 3 days ago
▲ 4 r/nonsense
EENY MEENY MINEY MO!
catch a monkey by his throat. if he struggles, smash his face then grind his bones fe fi fo fum.
u/Rotteneverything — 3 days ago
▲ 3 r/nonsense
can people help with setting up welcome home tables?
not sure if the fluffernutters are arriving by sea, air, or by land but rumor is they want to adopt 10% of photosynthesising and someone on sickly media said entrails and coffee are good for welcome back parties.
u/Rotteneverything — 5 days ago
▲ 2 r/nonsense
its Titan Industries SO JUST DO IT
hear me? i want to register titan industries and all that shit. ok? call me back if you want or just do it and text me to let me know you did it.
(three days later) "WHY DO I OWN TIGHTEN INDUSTRIES????"
u/Rotteneverything — 7 days ago
why is my shower curtain trying to kidnap me?
every time i take a shower. its weird and creepy.
u/Rotteneverything — 8 days ago
▲ 5 r/nonsense
banana is one syllable too long, especially in the fridge.
it should just be bana. there is no copyright infringement that my lawyers and the un are aware of. showers are free but not really.
u/Rotteneverything — 8 days ago
▲ 3 r/nonsense
i wanted to "come" on eileen
and he got serious and philosophical saying i missed the point... oh, *I* missed the point???
u/Rotteneverything — 8 days ago
▲ 14 r/TheWordFuck
could it be that dog barking is just dogs saying fuck over and over?
next time you hear a dog barking, think about it. replace each bark with fuck. you wont be able to unhear it ever again.
u/Rotteneverything — 8 days ago
▲ 4 r/nonsense
came here to say the same thing
"the same thing"
u/Rotteneverything — 10 days ago
▲ 5 r/nonsense
Karl Shwarzenoffenmeister once stated:
oisten yazhossenz miteen and now i realize why i'm always missing a sock day off.
u/Rotteneverything — 11 days ago
▲ 3 r/TheWordFuck
Its RAINING FUCKS!
Hallelujah! its raining FUCKS! gonna get fucking FUCKED!
u/Rotteneverything — 11 days ago
▲ 4 r/nonsense
Eileen never gave me permission to do what the song says to do to Eilleen
got to the point of begging even after i said its ok because its a happy nice song but she threatened to have me arrested.
u/Rotteneverything — 12 days ago
▲ 35 r/TheWordFuck
what FUCK THIS sounds like
'scuse me, you dropped a fuck on the ground.
u/Rotteneverything — 13 days ago
could you drive a truck between mungo jerry's teeth?
the space is ample but something the size of a truck might be a tight squeeze but i think i could do it. what say you?
u/Rotteneverything — 13 days ago
▲ 12 r/TheWordFuck
this is fucking stupid but i want to say it anyway...
"you can't have your fuck and eat it too"
thanks. i know its fucking stupid but my non-existent ocd made me post i.
u/Rotteneverything — 14 days ago
▲ 3 r/nonsense
your face is salami and lips resemble maserati tires
dont danzig the fishing lures or we'll be up oars creek with no shit boat.
u/Rotteneverything — 14 days ago
▲ 7 r/TheWordFuck
"what's that fucking round thing on the wall?"
"long stick and a short stick, pointing in different directions with symbols going around it. it looks fucking useless and dumb."
its a clock.
u/Rotteneverything — 15 days ago