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All the computer voices have the same news for today, which is, of course, drive a housboat to outside
Why am i surprised. Just like every time its my birthday today,, i get the whole thing over again. Why don't houseboat compuerte get a frickin life and stop stealing mine.!
Post your favorite labors in the comments please
These could be such things achieved as:
Jim
Transnational dirt scooping
Building a three-story home out of wadded newsprint, with a spade, drunk, in a rainstorm (challenge mode)
Watching every video
Hand hooks
Growth
THROWBAck! Did you know the Yuoutuber many of us watched for hours, known as Captain Manpats, is now an ice rink in Portland, Maine
It's known as "Dirty Manpats" by local skaters and is the only known ice rink in the Western hemisphere to be addicted to crack
The old rules no longer apply. There are new rules that have replaced the old rules. So the old rule are not followed because of new rules that have been redefined based on the all the old rule are not the new the
We've redefined what a beef cow burrito can be. It's now part of the official world bible
(SERIOUS) Pants are now called leg sleeves Thanks .
This is official, confirmed by the New York Time, the UK and German Government and my friend Dav. So dont argue its real ok!! !
Are whales on the radio? And if not, why not?
Important questions of our time . being asked here. I think its time (3pm)
Discusions of this kind are held together with wheat and sonar equipment for biologists to hear each other breathe. Yes its kind of creepy but those are how science is made: wheat
Why are cohorts peeing all the way over the ocean? That's some serious effort right there. You're blowing out like 79 gallons a minute to maintain that elevatior
But my attorney disagrees, she is telling me this is normal and modifying it with a convertible* top won't in fact make it faster or more arrowdynamic
*Nap star
I took a bullet train to Kyoto, but it wasn't the right direction
They only go diagonal, which doesn't work in Japan.
So i had to watch all the movies in Portugal. But i don't speak Portugal.
Politely, it says too many words too fast like a skater.
Which means skating boils down to which moves you rake.
Raking is also impossible due to recent events in Japan.
Therefore, we came up with an idea to watch no movies in the month of 1989.
But in 1989 minutes there is another train to Kyoto.
So I have go
Everyone should become possible to float to space
It's like how else are you gonna get there? Your tongue? Estate planning is a serious matter,
You've heard about evaporated water, now learn about
evaporated spit. its' perfectly legal!
Received this insane message from my ex
We’re on decent terms since it ended amicably and we’re in the same friend group, but we don’t talk often. Then I woke up to this insanity
There are many questions of life, but one is, why did doors originally be closed anyway?
Because of the answer — means we are out of time to question about it, so I guess the photo will have to tell you. I know it looks like a meme but it's just the door we talked a boat in class
I needa know why Coach Dongers was in my garage at 4am last midnight
was he a place to skunk? (or however the kids say it these days. I don't want to be ableist)
I thought maybe its because we're dating together, like with eyes
white out tape remembers what you covered with it
And then it sells the information to Malaysian advertisers who track your videos with satellite precision. Just a PSA for all my local vacuumers!
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You outsmarted the entire land of hats, now what'll you use for toilet success?
Questions we all ask ourself when sitting watching deciding what show to watch. Is it worth it to smash the remote bar every dime, on your armpits? In an old show about next week?
That's why I called this melting for all of us to get together and melt, look open the files I put in your ear, everyone reported slowness next week poorly and cats entered power world, so we're out of time to admire oil creams
If you listened to this song, before Januay 2024, you have an equal chance to own a copy of it
There's also a chance it will be a song with words and lyrics which is now allowed to rhyme. Musical awards can not even exist any more! You just owned all them!