Messege of a merry man who may or may not be a murder man

Just a warning to all those passing through here, there's a man with a coat on right now. He's going to steal your donuts if you're not careful. He's going to steal your heart if you're not careful. He might even steal your town, but it's beyond his volition. His brother is a machete or something like that. He is actually a plant, I've heard which are like not the green things but they are like interdimensional beings who have come for some reason or other and maybe they are angry. The real ones know what I'm talking about. They keep them inside lightbulbs. Except the coat man isn't in a lightbulb, he escaped when they extracted him. He's dead inside because of a particular egg.

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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 1 day ago

are there whales in space?

when did the whale in space and then on Earth before they could breathe,, . when were whales created? do you think Noah met a whale?

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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 3 days ago

Why do whales so big?

Do whales know they are big? Why are they not bigger, because ocean is like space no gravity and whale can keep going so did whales choose their physical being?. Has no one considered such things?

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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 3 days ago

Where do whales come from?

There hasn't been a whale before whales were a thing so where did they come from? Who are the whale ancestors? Or have walkes always been?

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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 3 days ago

Best westerns for a newbie to the genre?

I'm a big fan of the space western Trigun, and in general I also love the western aesthetic and culture. I have seen maybe half of A Fistful of Dollars, and I've watched maybe a quarter of an episode of Bonanza.

I am a big fan of country/western music, especially the kind that narrates stories and are about Cowboys or western life. Specifically, I love Marty Robbins' Gunfighter Ballads.

With this in mind, I want to start watching western movies but I don't know where to begin. What are some good/quintessential ones to start with?

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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 4 days ago
▲ 11 r/Trigun

Does anyone know when the Trigun Fan Overhaul will be accessible again?

The links are still currently not working. Is there/will there be any possible way to access them again? Is the website down indefinitely?

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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 4 days ago

You should call Mr. Horse

He's got a lot of friends who love him, the whole community knows him because of his respectable character. He's the equestrian Mr. Rogers. He puts the neigh in neighbor and he'll sell you a snowman for $3 if your first name is kevin. He's just that kind of guy. You might not believe me, but it's true.

I mean, he's a horse, did you expect him to be anything different?

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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 9 days ago

Every less in no particular order part 2: every less beginning with P with subcategories and examples (tips for college students, single moms, plumbers, or anyone with toes).

  1. Wrinkled
    • Paperless
    • Pondless
    • pictureless
    • penniless
  2. Mustard dog
    • purposeless
    • poinsettaless
    • priceless
    • pleasureless
    • peopleless
    • popeless
    • poiseless
    • printless
  3. p.ex1.iex [EXAMPLE] rr.,//
    • Porpoiseless
    • peelless
    • pineless
    • Prideless
    • professorless
    • phoneless
    • pickleless
    • Productless
    • payless
  4. shmoo
    • poochless
    • peepless
    • porchles
    • pealess
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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 14 days ago

I accidentally caught my dad talking to someone behind my mom's back

Neither of my parents were home. I saw what I thought to be my cell phone sitting on the couch, so I click the button to check the time. Except, I realized after turning it on that it was my dad's phone (we have the same kind of phone and a similar color phone case). Apparently he doesn't have any kind of lock screen because when I turned the screen on it immediately opened to a message thread, where he had been talking to a guy who was calling him sweetheart and asking him if he had "transitioned yet," and my dad saying things I can't even say here.

I admit, I scrolled a little to see a bit of their conversation because I couldn't tell if it was a joke or not, until I read certain things and realized that it wasn't, and I then it dawned on me that I had come across something I definitely wasn't supposed to see, and I stopped and turned the screen back off.

Of course, the main problem here isn't that it was a guy my dad was talking to (although, I admit I did not expect this), but rather that it was very obviously romantic/sexual in nature and that they were/are even planning on meeting. My parents have always had problems, and I am afraid of what this might cause between them and subsequently how I will be dragged into it. Not only that, but I feel guilty for knowing about it.

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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 14 days ago

Every less in no particular order part 1: every less beginning with L with sub-categories and examples (tips for college students)

  1. Expert
    • lipless - like sheep
    • legless - me
    • liverless - like corn and baby wipes
  2. Crime level
    • loveless - how t-shirts are
    • limitless - moon dirt basically
    • lunchless - me again
    • ladyless - clouds
    • loopless - walmart shoes
  3. Biological
    • leechless - Mr. Foghorn Leghorn
    • louseless - Mr. Alabama Jambalaya Man
    • lungless - hoses
    • Lobeless - whipped cream
    • Loinless - Carl
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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 19 days ago

I can't stop ruminating and it's killing me

There is this person at work that I find difficult to get along with. They act patronizing towards me and they treat me like I'm incompetent for asking questions. They also overstep me and try to take over what I'm doing. They also tell me things like "why don't you smile more." This makes me uncomfortable. When I go home after interacting with them, I keep replaying our interaction in my head and it cause me unbearable anxiety.

I keep trying to figure what when wrong and where, I keep wondering what their intentions are and what else they might say to me and if I would be prepared to deal with it. I keep thinking about my friends at work who are telling me to be more assertive towards this person and stand my ground, but I don't know how. I can't stop thinking about it and it's literally making my chest hurt.

What's more, once I start ruminating I start spiraling too and then it makes me fantasize (in a bad way) about things that might happen in the future, what this person might say and how I may react, and I also start remembering other things that I don't want to think about, like fights and arguments I've had with my parents.

How can I stop ruminating about this?

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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 22 days ago

maybe if he was a mouse he wouldn't be a man

If they had names him mark instead of john he would probably be a baby gorilla. Maybe then he wouldn't have to worry about his "elusive masculinity." He could just bury a pineapple like he did that one time.

Just a thought guys

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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 23 days ago

I need a hug or something

I got into a fight with my dad yesterday. He hasn't spoken to me at all today.

I haven't seen my mother today. Yesterday I had the rare opportunity of going out and getting food with her, and just watching tv. It makes me realize that I feel lonely. I wish I could spend time with people more often. I wish my friends would play video games with me. I wish I were hugged more.

I feel it like an ache in my chest. I just want to be hugged, man. I just want to be with my friends and not have to go home.

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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 27 days ago

Me but goose shaped.

Ducks are basically horse shaped, but with two legs instead of four. This means that horses could probably fly, if given wings, because the goose physics is basically horse physics but bigger.

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u/Ok-Swordfish-7257 — 27 days ago