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Good news
We have increased the tax to 56%.
u/icecream_dragon — 23 hours ago
We have increased the tax to 56%.
The next ten weeks are dire. The surge is encroaching on our society. We will rise a third time!
Wrath of the Blade.
Forever 1999.
Gloomy And Gleaming.
Chaotic echoing river delta.
Volcano of the Flats
The Horrendous Loom
What do all of these have in common? It takes 22 charred garlic croutons to disengage the audio.
I wood if I were you.
Sojourn sweet cheeses are ricketting the ticketing flibbets. Clobbling the amogomoling glopowein for Socrates, chasing the glemanacing reverending of Maiceigh Storm. Only the clammy and most prestigious of Jareds on Jupiter may apply for this existential benefit.
I see you.
How bout ya crack open this pickle.
Because a period marks the end of a sentence.