I'm wanted in China because I threatened to reincarnate into empanadas with virgin horchata against the Dalai Lama!

I'm wanted in China because I threatened to reincarnate into empanadas with virgin horchata against the Dalai Lama!

😨😨😨 I pooped my pages and it smells like Dorian furian durian

u/nder_your_mom — 12 hours ago
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My license has expired a few days ago. I live in NJ and have a probationary driver's license. No, I don't drive due to a medical issue. What do I do??

Can I renew as usual or are there extra steps I'll need to take?

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u/nder_your_mom — 1 day ago

This new trend of rebranded theft and shoplifting from dept stores amongst edgy teens called "borrowing" isn't "ethical shopping". Go thrift like everyone else if you wanna make a difference.

What ends up happening is the individual store goes into "shrink" which is when they have more financial loss than gain and then the store gets shut down because it can't run anymore without money. The employees you're fighting for, their hours get cut meaning their wages are too and then they get fired. They get written up for BS they haven't done because of this as well and then one by one, each employee is laid off, fired, or quits and then is forced into unemployment. This is effectively just as harmful to the cause as buying from those fast fashion companies making you a BIG FAT POSER! And for the young adults glorifying this to teens and tweens as a rogue type thing, you've got some growing to do. Being an alternative person doesn't mean being an enemy of the law. It means love and respect and fighting for those who can't fight for themselves. If you don't hold those values true to yourself, you can't be alternative; you're just an oversized edgy tween.

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u/nder_your_mom — 2 days ago

When I orgasm it hurts so bad! 21 F

I notice like a burning cramping sensation in my vagina and asshole. I only disc-jockey usually when I jack off and when I have a really good orgasm it hurts so bad and I hate it. What do I do?

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u/nder_your_mom — 4 days ago

Hey, I'm a young person travelling on an overnight greyhound for the first time soon. What are some good tips besides the obvious ones that we all know?

Going from the north to the south 💀💀💀

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u/nder_your_mom — 4 days ago

J turned 21 F is this fat under my eye or just an unfortunate spot for my eczema?

Irritated and sticky and a bit bumpy. Otherwise, nothing.

u/nder_your_mom — 4 days ago

I haven't watched this video and quite frankly hate Rep because his views and mine don't line up and don't keep up w/ the Khalie drama because it upsets me to see a young woman throw her life away. From the title, is she a pedophile now? Tldw need a recap from the ppl who do are more in the loop

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u/nder_your_mom — 5 days ago

I love lying and saying an attractive transman is a cisman with breast cancer when I show a picture of him shirtless to a transphobe and then once I reveal he's rly a transgender male I immediately see them go sour HAHA ok bye

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u/nder_your_mom — 8 days ago

Is someone who's really into learning about animals called a zoophile?

Sort of just a shower thought, but yk how people who love music are called audiophiles and people who love a specific culture/country are the country and then the phile suffix? So then what do we call animal lovers??? Only reasonable name imo is zoophile tbh. I'm not sure though, so some help would be great. Thanks!

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u/nder_your_mom — 9 days ago
▲ 3 r/Lipoma+1 crossposts

Lipoma or ganglion cyst

Texture is like cyst that's about to pop sort of ig like bouyamt or jelly and it hurts when I apply too much pressure. I developed lots of bone cysts since age 12 so this isn't a surprise for me and I've had this for a few months now. It's also a lot huger in person and I can usually sort of bunch up the tissue of it together when I push it to the rest of the mass.

u/nder_your_mom — 14 days ago