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Like, the anger it makes me feel is so bad. I have this anger towards my entire family, yet they are the only people outside of doctors that I actually socialise with in real life. The thing is, they all gaslight me so badly. I don’t think any of them even believe I am as sick as I say. They have constantly said to me the only reason i feel so unwell is because I’m ‘refusing’ to take anti depressants. No doctor is actually recommending that I take them either, its just that for some reason my mum and sister decided early on that anti depressants would be some magic cure of this disease. They are also just all so infuriating to talk about these things with, I literally have just stopped saying anything about my health to them. They are delusional and think somehow they are all doctors that know better about my symptoms than I do. It’s actually exhausting me.

It has come to my attention that modern physics is facing a dilemma of absolutely monumental proportions. We must unify the two fundamental forces of Greg and Steve. One dictates how cornflakes move in a bowl of cereal. The swirling patterns, the vortices that form and even the satisfying crunch that we all know and love. The other absolutely launches all types of meat into the air at almost the speed of light causing small nuclear explosions in the upper stratosphere. As we all know this is why the salami crisis has been ongoing for the past 3 centuries in Kosovo, and why our ozone layer is now made up almost entirely of radioactive spam. I have a 12 page theory outlining how to unify the two, and thus take humanity one step closer to landing on the moon for the first time in history. Thank you, and I bid you farewell.

3.6

im so fucking happy i fucking did it oh my fucking god yeehaw mama. WHO WANT SOME PEANUT

I have been reading about general relativity recently, and it basically says that the force we feel of gravity is actually just the same as the ground accelerating upwards at 9.8m/s^2. Although, it seems to be actually saying that this is what is happening in reality. If you take an accelerometer on the surface of the Earth, it will measure a constant upwards acceleration of g, while in freefall it will measure zero acceleration. My question is, how can it be possible to be constantly having proper acceleration, while not actually moving physically through space?

If anyone would like to come and ransack the place, I will be leaving tomorrow at high noon. We will set off on foot, with camels being led behind (fat fuckers). We will then head into the desert at a bearing of 30 degrees, and hopefully form a rhombus formation while riding our camels at full gusto. Anyone with any sort of chronic condition such as trouser syndrome or crumby dump truck legs should stay at home and not get involved. Thanks and see you all tomorrow.

Life hack:

shit your pants.

Star Wars is coming to town! Get your tickets at shoelacemuncher.org . Also, if anyone wants to

Please be careful guys. I didn’t listen to this warning and now my cat won’t play chess with me anymore. Also he thinks the walls are made of toothpaste which is so last century.

This is literally always happening and it’s not even funny anymore. I keep trying to not invade Kyrgyzstan, but I just take my eye of the ball for 5 seconds and I go and do it again. I’ve tried everything: therapy, playing Minecraft and smoking weed, none which have helped. Does anyone know of any local support groups for this issue? Thanks. ❣️❣️❣️

I already have up, down and north. I’m trying to collect as many as I can before I turn 843. Thanks dudes and womans! ☢️💰🦠

Give me a call, it’s been making loud gurgling noises all night and it’s starting to give me a low grade headache. I’ve packed you a lunch box too (dog biscuits and WD40 ice cream). Good luck on your saltwater fishing competition today, hope you catch several sting rays and an old rusted penny farthing.

I shall name it Krugstarple. Chemical properties: 3 nanogambits of charge, 17 kg of friction and resonates well with the colour grag.

Please, can someone investigate him for crimes against humanity? I’ve gone to the county sheriff (Dean Shackleford-Pugnut) but he is too busy farting into a goldfish bowl and performing black magic. All while children in eastern Idaho are forgetting to blink.

Say you got very near to the event horizon of a black hole, and then pointed a telescope towards something far away, say earth. Would you see everything happening on earth as happening in fast motion, due to the gravitational time dilation?

I just wanted to post this, as usually I am only posting to vent but wanted to post something more positive. I’ve been in a bad crash for a while, but these last few days I’ve literally felt slightly better every day. I have absolutely no idea why as I’m not doing anything differently, but I can definitely feel that I’m improving for whatever reason. I’ve been able to watch Netflix shows for a few hours each day and also sit in the garden for a bit too. This is honestly the most hopeful and positive I’ve felt for so long.

I have a 200 page report on the details which I will be sharing with the local Facebook group tonight. Don’t stay up past 8 o clock if you don’t want sun burn.