u/Crazy-Usual-9190

There’s a final year zone leader on campus who stole a cycle and shamelessly defended it with: "Bhai meri cycle gum ho gayi thi, toh laga apni samajh ke le jaata hoon."

​Clearly, his juniors took notes.

​Yesterday, a desert cooler vanished straight out of C Block. When the owner tracked it down to a junior’s room, the excuse was just as wild. Zero hesitation, deadpan delivery: "Bhai bohot garmi lag rahi thi, laga aise hi faltu rakha hai toh use kar liya."

​Senior stole two-wheelers, juniors upgraded to heavy appliances. The excuses remain undefeated. Chain your coolers to the grill, boys.