Hey, Pensacola!
Maybe some of y'all saw me in the other Gulf Coast Florida subs. Maybe not. Either way, doesn't matter--I've been goofing off with r/Pensacola since well before you named the street sweepers, all the way through last Friday's cigarette meetup. Y'all really have a great sub. So anyway.
I love tots. For no reason other than my own amusement, I am curating a custom Google Map of every Tater Tot along the Emerald Coast. It's called the Tot Map.
It started with just Destin (because I'm from there), then expanded to PCB (because I moved there), then 30A, then someone from 30A commented, "Why not take it all the way through Pensacola?" And you know what, why the hell not.
I'm not selling anything or monetizing this in any way. I could,but that sounds like a lot of work. And I already have a job, I don't want another.
The only requirement is they have to be barrel-shaped tots, none of that "we call them tots but they're actually hashbrowns" stuff. They can be anywhere in or around Pensacola, including Pensacola Beach, Pace, Milton, Navarre, or ^Gulf ^Breeze.
Also let me know if you think I should share the map to Reddit. I'm considering it but I don't want this to be treated as Karma Farming.
Proof of my journey:
https://www.reddit.com/r/30A/comments/1t1d6ec/every_tater_tot_along_30a/
=====Q&A=====
Q: Aren't all tots from Sysco anyway? A: Yes.
Q: Do Sweet potato tots count? A: Yes.
Q: Do loaded tots and totchos count? A: Yes
Q: Do flat, disc-shaped tots count? A: No.
Q: Why? A: Because it's my map and those aren't the tots I want.
Q: Will you make an updated Tot Passport? A: If the Internet demands so, yes.