u/CrystalMethNdCookies

You can see the vehicle outside has a reputable livery, and it’s from a local restaurant you enjoy. The bag is hermetically sealed with no possibility of tampering, and the deliverer is the embodiment of honour and innocence - their motives are without question, and it’s an honest mistake. Do you take the bounty and tuck into this gift from the universe, knowing the intended recipient will be greatly disappointed but after a minor delay be fully refunded? The only party losing out will be the transnational corporation, and they’ve recently been acquired by a private equity firm. This is strictly a moral quandary.

Follow-up; when collecting, the deliveryperson mentions it’s ordered by #22, and your house is #18 - does this impact your decision to accept or reject the delivery? Would you then take it upon yourself to ensure the food reaches its intended destination?

As a proud Englishman with a weakness for cheesy chips, when I was introduced to poutine on my last visit I instantly fell in love with the dish.

I’ll be in the big T for the next week, where’s the best place to get poutine specifically?

Secondary question - best bar/‘pub’ to get some bevs in?

Luscious Lunch was right to say he’s been getting grilled harder than a McD’s quarter pounder patty recently, and I think it’s time we give the beautiful bastard his fair dues. Let me run it down;

-Highest podcast attendance rating

-Editor in chief

-Alpine reviewer

-Cop or drop connoisseur

-OneSheet creator

-The one person keeping Yahoo News alive

-Brings presentations to class

-C-Suite knowledge unparalleled

-Handsome

-Not afraid to admit the private moments of food weakness we all experience

-Regularly comes across his desk

And to be genuine for a moment, I’m at the point myself where I’m making plans to start a family - the way he talks with such pride and enthusiasm about being a dad has genuinely made me more excited to have kids of my own in the near future, and is absolutely a role model father and husband. I always enjoy the family update segments, even if it includes flying hawks

Big L, don’t stop copping those Big W’s 💪 🍕