r/2westerneurope4u

One week of statesmanship for your victory from me.
You deserve it
(till 14-07-2026 02:00:00 UTC)

For all you sleep deprived unemployed Western European racists. Sort the comments by new and let the banter begin.

🇧🇪 Belgium (4-2-3-1)

GK: Thibaut Courtois

DEF: Timothy Castagne, Brandon Mechele, Nathan Ngoy, Maxim De Cuyper

MID: Amadou Onana, Youri Tielemans

ATT MID: Dodi Lukebakio, Charles De Ketelaere, Leandro Trossard

ST: Romelu Lukaku

🇺🇸 The corrupt savages (3-5-2)

GK: Matt Freese

DEF: Alex Freeman, Chris Richards, Tim Ream

MID: Sergiño Dest, Weston McKennie, Tyler Adams, Malik Tillman, Antonee Robinson

ATT: Christian Pulisic, Folarin Balogun (red card dodger)

Venue: Somewhere beyond civilisation

Kick-off 02:00 CEST / 8:00 PM savage time

Referee: the orange wankstain

From a maple syrup chugging savage, thank you, Belgium.

The Yanks would have been insufferable if they were the only host country to make it past the round of 16.

They weren't a myth after all!

You did it lads.