u/Curious_koala14

Just for some fun, what colour book should each subject have, and why?

Biology - bright green because plants are green.

Chemistry - bright blue because water is blue.

Physics - red. Don't know why. It just is.

English - Navy blue.

Maths - dark green.

Spanish - yellow, like the flag.

French - maroon.

RE/TPR/RS - white because no religion is associated strongly with white.

PSHE - bring your own notebook that expresses for personality.

Greeting furry and feathered friends. I am Butler, most beautiful tuxedo cat. I normally live with Cat Slave 1 and 2, but am currently on what CS1 calls a "holly-day" at the house of Old Man and Old Lady Cat Slave. CS1 wasn't here, but now she is. OMCS and OLCS were here, but now they are not.

OMCS and OLCS have a strange cat they call dog. Dog and I do not like each other, so I have to stay upstairs so he is safe from me. It has been very hot here, so CS1 opened the windows. She thought she opened then so little that I couldn't get out.

Turns out, CS1 is wrong. When she was downstairs watch big light up box, I got out to try and chase the birbs that land on the poles outside the window. I am normally very graceful, but somehow I slipped and fell aaaalllll the way down into the garden. CS1 heard a thump, but didn't think anything of it. I went for a little explore in the dark, and found lots of fun places to hide, some good things to jump on and off, and also lots of good smells. I was having fun. I am not normally allowed out in the dark, so this was an extra exciting adventure.

Apparently CS1 had noticed my disappearance, I could hear her calling me. She eventually worked out I was outside, and came running out. She tried to catch me for a long time but I was having too much fun. I may also have been a little bit scared of the moving light she was holding. I did not want to come inside. I may have done a little hiss, a bit of growl and even bap bap with big claw. This made CS1 leak red stuff from her hands and clear stuff from her face. She also said a naughty word.

CS1 went away, and then I could smell something tasty. I could also hear another cat. Maybe it was the strange one. I followed the noise and the smell, and eventually I was inside. CS1 captured me, gave me aaaallll the cuddles, and even some tuna. She aslo got me covered in red leaky stuff and clear leaky stuff.

CS1 took me upstairs and I fell asleep becuase I was so tired from my adventure. CS1 was apparently too full of something called ad-ren-l-in to sleep. SHe called me a cloaca for not allowing her to catch me. I'm not a cloaca, I was just enjoying me nighttime adventure.

I hate to talk about next year before most people have broken up. But... I need a new bag for next year. I have a few ciriteria:

A backpack - my commute involves a walk, so a shoulder bag is too uncomfortable to carry.

Has pockets - currently using a Roka Finchley and everything just gets mixed up at the bottom. Like the double water bottle pockets on the outside though.

Looks nice - I would like a bright colour, and a professional look, rather than an outdoorsy style.

Waterproof would be great - see above about walking.

Budget is £50.