u/Current_Thing_2382

(Maybe a few respond) Ok nice. I got mine a couple months ago and suddenly I had this pain the left side.

I went to this fancy urologist and he goes “That happened after MY vasectomy. It helps to stretch every 30 minutes.”

Dude. I could’ve visited r/vasdeferens for that shit. I wouldn’t call the police for them to say “Break-ins? Yeah I usually lock my door.”

Do something doctory. Damn.

Are we on the facebook group for vasectomy patients? (Probably no response) yeah that tracks. Rectangle/square principle… if you didn’t have one you wouldn’t join the…

I’ll just say this: that group needs to find its voice. Very jarring shifts. The first post in a day will be like: (lighthearted) “any jockstrap recommendations? Looking for flexibility AND support!”
Next post: (gravely) “I gave up my only chance to have a daughter. My wife wanted this. The regret keeps me awake.”
“How soon were y’all back to pickleball?”
“My bloodline is over.”

Everyone relax, ok. Get some ice. This will be a funny story to tell your grandkids. Or someone’s grandkids.

That feels not that medical.

Like have you met someone of old age? They have lots of stuff that's very specific and quite nasty.

Your obituary isn't gonna say you "died of old age." It's gonna say you died of like acute pulmonary polyps.

My grandpa is gonna go any day now. And I bet all the money in my account – mostly his money from Christmas if we're being honest – the doctor isn't gonna go "Sorry, he just got up there in years. Nothing we can do about it."

So this 11 year old can talk and used to talk but has decided not to for a long time.

And it’s very hard to learn anything about him, but then he wrote down something that happened over spring break. He wrote “I got a pet parrot”

That’s like kind of a waste of a parrot.

You gotta charge that thing.

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