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President Xi Joins Putin, MBS, Netanyahu, To Form String Quartet That Plays Trump Like A Fiddle
reddit.comu/DTM-shift — 3 days ago
"We need to keep the President safe in the place where he spends most of his waking moments," stated spokesmonster Leavitt.
"What sort of irredeemable, unforgivable, horrific monster of a garbage human would want to cause harm to teenage girls?", answered Leavitt when asked about the unconventional security move.