Trump Tells Soldiers He Is Willing To Sacrifice Each And Every One Of Them, If That's What It Takes To Keep Him And His Family Out Of Jail.
reddit.comu/BaileyOverJennifer — 7 days ago
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Trump's Siding With America's Enemies And Encouraging Them To Destroy American Cities Begins To Raise Questions About His Fitness To Be President
reddit.comu/BestStoogewasLarry — 8 days ago
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Trump Admits He Thinks Ordinary People Are Stupid For Going Through Life Without Embezzling Millions Of Dollars
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 7 days ago
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Trump Clarifies That It Doesn’t Matter Who Blows Up Democrat Cities Only That More People Vote For Him
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 7 days ago
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Trump Shocked That His Rallies Are Becoming Emptier Than His Moral Compass
reddit.comu/Witty_Row4650 — 8 days ago
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Trump Recants Previous Remarks, Says 9/11 Was Also “A Small Price To Pay, Its Only Two Buildings, Right?”
reddit.comu/Temp_acct2024 — 7 days ago
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Trump Apologizes To San Diego And LA By Getting Out Sharpie And Redirecting Hurricane Rachel.
reddit.comu/curly_tail_ninja — 7 days ago
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Trump Executive Order Eliminates All Three Laws Of Robotics
"This will make America great again," said presidential advisors Ultron, Nimrod, and a T-1000.
"I … have mixed feelings," said historian R. Daneel Olivaw.
u/mellow186 — 7 days ago
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Trump Admits To Affair With Natalie Harp
The President bizarrely admitted to the press pool, “So what’s the big deal that I have sexual relations with Natalie? When you’re a star they let you do it”.
u/Ryan29478 — 7 days ago