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Trump Files No Fault Divorce With Melania Then Changes It To Bidens Fault

u/FTHomes — 6 hours ago

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Trump Revokes The Emancipation Proclamation And 14th Amendment By Executive Order

u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 — 4 hours ago

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Trump Claims If He Didn’t Paint Himself Orange People Would Call Him White Trash

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 4 hours ago

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Trump Claims If USA Loses The World Cup He Will Appeal It All The Way Up To The Supreme Court If He Has To

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 3 hours ago

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Trump Boys Get $250 Million Dollar No-Bid Pentagon Contract For Their Slingshots

u/mellow186 — 10 hours ago

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DOJ Refuses To Release Remaining Epstein Files Citing Presidential Privilege To Get Off To Kiddy Porn.

Attorney General Todd Blanche Says "President Trump is the only one allowed to release to them. I mean release them. Please don't report that."

u/Im_with_stooopid — 5 hours ago

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Trumps Calls FIFA And Asks Them To Find 12,000 Red Cards Against Belgium

u/estagingapp — 10 hours ago

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Kylie Jane Kremer Says; ‘MAGA So Dumb I Just Tell Them What Ever I Feel That Day And They Eat It Up’

u/-megan-yolo- — 9 hours ago

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FOX Reports There Is One Thing For Certain You Can Never Trust Trump

u/FTHomes — 7 hours ago

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400 Masked ICE Agents Suddenly Nowhere To Be Found As 400 White Nationalists March On The Capital

u/Nateosis — 1 day ago

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Trump Has His Face Carved Into Mt. Rushmore But It Immediately Turns Green And The Nose Falls Off

u/BestStoogewasLarry — 19 hours ago

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Trump Requires FIFA To Print MAGA On All Red Cards And Reissue Them Before They Can Be Used Legally

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 13 hours ago

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In Another Late Night Truth Social Meltdown, Trump Rages That People Need To Forget The Epstein Files And Deal With The Fact That He Raped Kids

u/BestStoogewasLarry — 23 hours ago

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MAGA Voters Demand Smaller Government Capable Of Fitting Inside Every Woman’s Doctor’s Office

u/DentistPhysical3910 — 18 hours ago

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Trump Declares Any Country That Denies USA Isn't The Most Peaceful Country Will Be Bombed By Dept Of War

u/WebguyCanada — 1 day ago

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Trump Brags About Wearing Two Diapers At The Same Time: "No President Has Ever Done This"

u/smutketeer — 1 day ago

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Historians Conclude Jesus Was Not Born At A Maga Convention. They Searched Thoroughly But Never Spotted Three Wise Men Or A Virgin.

u/ellistonvu — 1 day ago

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Trump Quietly Rescinds All Passports Belonging To Any American Who Did Not Attend Trump 250th Celebration Events.

u/Which_Celebration757 — 21 hours ago

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Nationwide Search Continues For Even A Single Intelligent Trump Supporter

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 1 day ago

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Trump And Gianni Infantino Agree No Yellow Or Red Cards Will Be Issued To Any USA Players For Remainder Of 2026 FIFA World Cup

u/WebguyCanada — 20 hours ago