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BREAKING: The President Is Considering The Demolition Of The White House To Construct Trump Tower
reddit.comu/ShadyAnders — 1 day ago
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Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Any Canadian Found On American Soil Be Detained And Placed Into Experimental Labor Program Indefinitely
Declares it fair and measured retribution for decades of canadian goose droppings
u/BodhingJay — 1 day ago
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Mike Lindell Offers Lifetime Supply Of Pillows To "Anybody Who Can Find Him At Least 45,000 More Votes"
reddit.comu/ellistonvu — 1 day ago
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Trump Says He's Voting Blue In Midterms Because Diaper Prices Are Simply Out Of Reach
reddit.comu/No-Camel2703 — 1 day ago
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Trump's Attempts To Arrange A Threesome With Melania And Natalie Harp Failed Because None Of Them Could Count That High
reddit.comu/BestStoogewasLarry — 2 days ago
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Trump Demands USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Revert To Steam Catapult System, Convert Diesel Engine To Good 'Ol Steam Power And Maybe Add Paddlewheels
reddit.comu/WebguyCanada — 1 day ago
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Trump Caught Etching Own Name Over Whitehouse Entrance With Dremel Tool
reddit.comu/Odd_craving — 1 day ago
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Trump Blames ‘Criminals and Vandals’ For The Destruction Of His Reputation
reddit.comu/TheToysAreUs — 1 day ago
Scientists Shocked To Discover That The Reason Republicans Are Overly Concerned About Other People's Genitals Is Because They Themselves Are Dicks, Pussies, Or Assholes
reddit.comu/AskNo2853 — 2 days ago
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Amazon To Spend 40 Million On New First Lady Documentary, Natalie
The film will follow Natalie’s journey from Diaper changer to airline food truck cart journey.
u/Imaginary_Resist_654 — 1 day ago
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The Gulf Of Mexico, Recently Renamed To ‘The Gulf Of America,” To Be Renamed Again As ‘Trump Water’
reddit.comu/TheToysAreUs — 1 day ago
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Tragic: White House Advisor Natalie Harp Rushed To Hospital After Coughing Up One Pound Trump Pubic Hairball
reddit.comu/GotToPartyUp — 2 days ago
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Despite Massive Destruction Of Its Capital City By Trump Forces, United States Still Refuses To Surrender
reddit.comu/mellow186 — 2 days ago
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Trump Kids Call Natalie Harp “Mom” — She Thinks They’re Serious
reddit.comu/Desperate_Elk_7369 — 1 day ago
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Trump Claims Now That USA Is A Fascist Dictatorship It’s Best To Keep Him In Charge Forever As Anyone Else Will Be Even Worse
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 1 day ago
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National Mystery: President Missing After White House Staff Begged EPA To Clean Up Toxic Waste In Oval Office
reddit.comu/mellow186 — 1 day ago
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South Carolina Senator Darline Graham Stuns Debate Audience With Statement About How Red China Looks Nice On A Black Tablecloth
reddit.comu/ellistonvu — 1 day ago
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MAGA Done With Trump, Search For More Competent Pedophile As 48th President Begins
reddit.comu/LarryGlue — 2 days ago
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Epstein Files Now To Be Referred To As "Trump Files" After Count Reveals That Trump Is Named More Than Anyone Else, Including Epstein
reddit.comu/BestStoogewasLarry — 3 days ago
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Republicans: Rumors of Trump Affair With Aide, Natalie Harp, "Pure Fiction" Because Harp Is "...Clearly Over The Age Of 12"
reddit.comu/LarryGlue — 2 days ago