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Trump Orders NASA To Move Earth One Million Miles Farther From Sun In Effort To Ease Global Warming.

u/curly_tail_ninja — 6 days ago

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Trump Apologizes To San Diego And LA By Getting Out Sharpie And Redirecting Hurricane Rachel.

u/curly_tail_ninja — 7 days ago

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Trump Apologizes To San Diego And LA By Getting Out Sharpie And Redirecting Hurricane Rachel.

u/curly_tail_ninja — 7 days ago

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Silicon Valley CEO’s Demand Calibration For Scales Of Justice

u/curly_tail_ninja — 3 months ago

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Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined Orange Lips Can Be A Precursor To Heart Attacks.

u/curly_tail_ninja — 3 months ago

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Trump Calls USA Soccer Team “Stupid” For Refusing To Use Their Hands

u/curly_tail_ninja — 3 months ago

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Citizens Of Wisconsin Ordered To Pray To The Holy Cheeseus Lord Of The Tasty Snack.

u/curly_tail_ninja — 4 months ago

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Cheryl Hines Is Fed Up With RFK’s Worm, Not The One In His Head, The One In His Pants

u/curly_tail_ninja — 4 months ago

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Trump Inquires To Epstein Foundation About Trading In Melania For Two Seventeen Year Olds

u/curly_tail_ninja — 4 months ago

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Trump Blames Fentanyl Crisis On Mexican Drug Lord El Niño

u/curly_tail_ninja — 4 months ago

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Elon Invites Trump To Be First Man On Mars - Nation Cheers

u/curly_tail_ninja — 4 months ago

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Trump Appoints J.D. Vance As Head Of Head Department

u/curly_tail_ninja — 4 months ago

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Trump Declares Interplanetary War On Mars For Burying Their Little Green Men Under The Reflection Pool

u/curly_tail_ninja — 4 months ago

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Donald Trump Library Foundation Announces They Will Display The Turkey Baster Used To Conceive Baron.

u/curly_tail_ninja — 4 months ago

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Now That The Iran Crisis Is Over Trump Can Get Back To Caring For Underaged Children

u/curly_tail_ninja — 4 months ago

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An Amendment In The Iran Treaty States Trump Must Dance In a Burka On Independence Day

u/curly_tail_ninja — 4 months ago

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RFK Scores A High IQ Score, Unfortunately His Worm Scored Higher

u/curly_tail_ninja — 4 months ago