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Trump Claims America Now Only Has One Remaining Bomb To Defend Itself With And Says He Will Use It On The Press If They Tell Anyone
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 7 hours ago
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Trump Reportedly Still Not Speaking To Mike Myers After Footage From Trumps “Fat Bastard” Audition Tape Was Used In The Movie Without Payment
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 9 hours ago
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Trump Claims Now That USA Is A Fascist Dictatorship It’s Best To Keep Him In Charge Forever As Anyone Else Will Be Even Worse
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 1 day ago
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Psychologists Update Guidelines For People Feeling Like They Are Constantly Under Surveillance And Mistreated To Be Considered “Normal Citizens”
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 2 days ago
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Trump Threatens To Bomb Wherever Melania Came From If She Steps Out Of Line
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 2 days ago
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Trump Outbrags Putin And Kim Jong With All The Stuff He’s Made People Under Him Put Up With
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 2 days ago
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Trump Claims America Is A Docile Obedient Population That He Has Full Control Over
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 3 days ago
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Trump Claims AI Is Essentially Building Our Own All Seeing All Knowing Super Intelligence That Will Be Better Than God Because It Can Punish Us While Alive
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 3 days ago
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Trump Claims People Shouldn’t Rely On Anything He’s Says Because He’s Always Been Completely Incompetent And Dishonest
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 4 days ago
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Researchers Reveal Trumps Intestines Release A Mind Altering Nerve Agent That Creates Blind Obedience In Those Around Him
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 4 days ago
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Trump Announces Anyone Wearing A MAGA Hat Will Get A 10% Discount On Gas Nationwide
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 4 days ago
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Trump Claims The Red Hats Helps Him Identify The Stupid People And Says He’s Found The Best Way To Harness Them
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 4 days ago
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Trump Denies Wearing Diaper Claims Bulge In Butt Is Kevlar Vest To Stop Vance Licking It
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 5 days ago
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Trump Claims Outside Of Campaigning Or Rigging Elections His Job As President Is Actually Really Boring And He Can’t Be Bothered
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 5 days ago
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Luigi Mangione Joins Chorus Of People That Claim To Have Killed Controversial CEO
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 6 days ago
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Trump Claims He Travelled In Time And Slept With Some Upstart Skateboard Kids Mum
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 6 days ago
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Trump Storing Newly Built Nuclear Warheads In His Maralago Bathroom Claiming He “Bought Them With My Own Money”
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 6 days ago
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Trump Brags He Slid Out Of Air Force One’s Toilet Chute Just Before Irans Missile Hit So They Had To Divert It And Accidentally Destroyed The Moon
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 9 days ago
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Trump Insists Melania Has Not Left Him He’s Just Cheating On Her
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 9 days ago
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Trump Claims He Has Made A Deal To End The War With ‘Someone’ In Iran But He Isn’t Sure Who
reddit.comu/wild_crazy_ideas — 9 days ago