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Trump Suggests Anyone Suffering From The Reality Of Modern Life Is Welcome To Join The MAGA Fairyland Just By Deluding Themselves

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 18 hours ago

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Trump Insists He’s Not Too Sick To Loot The Government

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 18 hours ago

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Trump Pretty Sure One Of His Sons Is Getting Married Or Something Like That

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 24 hours ago

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Trump Claims Luigi’s Bullets Count As Free Speech Because He Wrote Deny, Defend, Depose On Them So He Was Just Using A Gun As A Messenger Tool

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 1 day ago

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Justice Department Prohibited From Investigating Pedophilia From Any Members Of The Trump Family Forever

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 2 days ago

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Trump Denies Being Involved In Any Kind Of Pedophile “Ring”, Insists Pyramid Structure Is Always Better

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 2 days ago

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Trump Sells Entire Nuclear Armament To The Trump Organisation For $1

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 2 days ago

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Trump Says He Was Too Clever For Xi’s Trap And Didn’t Grab Any Children’s Private Parts During Welcoming Ceremony

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 2 days ago

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Trump Clearly Demonstrates To Senators That He Can Buy Replacements And Subvert Democracy Anytime Anywhere

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 3 days ago

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Trump Announces He Can Now Release His Tax Returns As They Are No Longer Under Audit

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 3 days ago

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Trump: “Hitler Came To My Dads Brothel 9 Months Before I Was Born”

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 3 days ago

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Trump Caught Taking Gold Oval Office Decor Home And Replacing It With Convincing Plastic

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 4 days ago

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Trump Calls For Girlfriends Of Men On Death Row To Give Him Sexual Favours Purely To Rub In Their Faces Before They Are Executed

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 4 days ago

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Trump Claims He’s Terrified Iran Might Someday Get Nukes So Is Happy To Bankrupt USA To Prevent It As “Bankruptcy Is Normal Business”

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 5 days ago

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Trump Claims The Reason He Looked Short Next To 5’10 Xi Is Because There’s More Gravity In China

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 5 days ago

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RFK Jr Obtains Role As Mel Gibsons Zombie Body Double

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 6 days ago

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Trump Said He Cried When Xi Showed Him The Great Wall Of China And Said Mexico Didn’t Need To Pay For It

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 6 days ago

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Trump Instructs Watchdogs To Ignore Insider Trading As It’s All His Own And He’s Immune Anyway

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 6 days ago

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Trump Says When He Dies He Wants To Be Reincarnated As A Golf Cart “Because A Lot Of Players Fart There”

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 6 days ago

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Trump Planning To Drill All The Way Through Earths Core To Obtain Irans Oil From The Underneath

u/wild_crazy_ideas — 7 days ago