u/Dabbilicious69

Will John Sell His Mothers House To Fund The Cumia/Shuli Lawsuit

Johns low on cash and beer. His supporters raised less money than a homeless man with a cardboard sign. Hollywoods turned there backs on John, just like his family did. Its not looking good for Da Duke.

Will John sell his one last remaining asset to fuel his losing battle against Cumia/Shuli?? ( I dont count his car as an asset because its nearing 20 years old ) Or will he make Momma Dukes flip the entire bill??

He is looking at a long protracted fight to prove to the world he was right all along. Da Duke dont fear lawsuits, Da Duke dont fear no judge. Will John do anything in his power to defeat the Snake and the Anti-Semitic Racist Pock Faced Loser??? Or will our Hero of the Stupid call it a day and drown his sorrows in a case of Busch Light???

What say you Dabblers..... ILL WAIT!!!

Thank You

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u/Dabbilicious69 — 4 hours ago

Public Service Announcement

Nobody cares about Chad. Take that shit to the hackverse please.

If Im out of line, Mods are free to let me know and remove this post, but Im sick and tired of hearing about Zumok. Dude stole credit cards from the gym, faked an attack on himself ala Smolet.......the only cool thing he did was go to Johns house and leave a sign on his door and troll John with Venmo The dabbleverse should be culled of these 3rd/4th string players.

Call me a purest, but DA is a place for WATP/Shuli/Stern fans.......and this washed up Floridian hack comic doesnt make the cut. WHAT SAY YOU??!! ILL WAIT, ILL WAIT, ILLWAIT

Thank you

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u/Dabbilicious69 — 5 days ago

John Chickens Out........AGAIN!! No One Is Surprised

John just wanted to see how many of you dummys would flock to see his shit show and you boys did not fail to disappoint.

All 200 of you should be ashamed. Your money is better spent handing it to a crack head homeless person than giving it to John to tell him he is a pussyboi.

Sack up Dabbleverse. John will return, but if you want good content....... IGNORE HIM and let him talk his way into a giant settlement.

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u/Dabbilicious69 — 12 days ago

Will John Lose by Default??

Looks like John isnt making a single move on his new lawsuit. Is Johns plan to not fight it, and receive a default judgement against him??

That sounds like a John thing to do. Then claim he didn't lose that lawsuit, just didn't fight it YOU DUMB FUCKS

Clocks ticking and Johns half way out of time to respond

That would actually be cool because then we can get right to the Cumia lawsuit. Thats gonna be fun. So much evidence against him spanning mutlple social media platforms and many drunken rants. Definitely page 6 worthy

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u/Dabbilicious69 — 17 days ago

Stuttering John Embarrassed About Masturbating At Age 21

Most people missed it, including me, but John wrote in his book that he thought NO ONE MASTURBATED at age 21. He was embarrassed to even address it with his friends. Not until he heard Stern on NYC WXRK, did he finally feel comfortable about jacking it.

As many dabblers know, John has told us he was a late bloomer, and didnt hit puberty till Junior year in high school. ( which is very very late for a boy ) but at age 20, John was still naive and insecure about masturbating?? BUT WAIT!!! This is 2 whole years after his big gig with Stiff Minister?? Didnt he say he had hot girls in bikinis and he was the big time rock n rolla??

I dont know boys....... Somethings not adding up here. I think the duke may have been lying.

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u/Dabbilicious69 — 20 days ago

Can John Break His Previous Record Of 9 Months??

John quit the clown show once because he had a teaching job. We all know John is poor and has very little cash flow....... So how much did he squirrel away to keep himself afloat while he battles his court cases?? Did he allocate lawyer money into his budget?? The price of beer just went up again and inflation is showing no signs of stopping

Can John live without the dabbleverse?? He's virtually unemployable. Hollywood is done with him, and he cant sell more than 12 tickets to his shows. He blew the teaching gig destroying any real career he might have been able to start. ( I KNOW I KNOW....being a sub is hardly a career but at least it was something)

John has made close to $257k from his Supa chats. Are we to believe that John saved all that money to retire on?? Did he finally open a HYSA?? Also also..... I dont think John can stay away longer than a few months without being forced back to do his court jester routine just to feed his beer and coke habit.

Is this really it for Da Duke?? Will He beat 9 months with no cash coming in? Can he stay away just living off of Vince and Vegas Fat Fucks welfare??

WHAT SAY YOU LOSERS?? ILL WAIT

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u/Dabbilicious69 — 21 days ago