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Johns low on cash and beer. His supporters raised less money than a homeless man with a cardboard sign. Hollywoods turned there backs on John, just like his family did. Its not looking good for Da Duke.

Will John sell his one last remaining asset to fuel his losing battle against Cumia/Shuli?? ( I dont count his car as an asset because its nearing 20 years old ) Or will he make Momma Dukes flip the entire bill??

He is looking at a long protracted fight to prove to the world he was right all along. Da Duke dont fear lawsuits, Da Duke dont fear no judge. Will John do anything in his power to defeat the Snake and the Anti-Semitic Racist Pock Faced Loser??? Or will our Hero of the Stupid call it a day and drown his sorrows in a case of Busch Light???

What say you Dabblers..... ILL WAIT!!!

Thank You

Serious question.

What can he honestly put on a job application and resume of where he
has been working the last 5 years? A lot of places have you apply online so you
need to show you have worked steadily or you don't even get a call back. He
needs a job that won't cut into his drinking time. Also, what should his
response be when they google his name and hundreds of YouTube videos pop up.

Last night's TSN show, Shuli mentioned John is still prowling around in the background and has been "making calls". That's a juicy tidbit. Anyone know who SJ has been calling? Not being able to go on his live and rant like a lunatic must be killing him.

John brags about how much more success he was than Cumia, which is laughable considering ...

John made about $3m in ten years on Leno

Without outside gigs and his DJ gig, John made about $700k total from the Stern show.

Add in his DJ gig and outside appearances, etc. plus additional acting work, and let's push him to $6 million lifetime by 2014

Anthony Cumia made that in one year at O&As peak

Since 2014 (when both lost their gigs), Cumia easily out-earned John as well.

In closing ...

F*CK OFF MELENDEZ

John worked 5 years as a WGA writer, so he gets that pension, plus made enough over 20 years with SAG-AFTRA

He made AFTRA money from his KRock radio show, so that plus his movie and TV credits get added to his Tonight Show run

Taking an early WGA pension means your payments will be significantly reduced from the full-benefit amount. With a career-total covered income of $1,000,000, approximately $85,000 would be contributed to the fund. This would yield an estimated payout of about $1,780 to $2,380 per month at age 65, which is then permanently discounted based on your exact retirement age.

The SAG-AFTRA is harder to calculate because he made various amounts over 20 years (on/off) with his bulk being 5 years on Leno at a $400k average

So before early withdrawal, he could be $4-5k per, but after early withdrawal fees, spousal, etc ... it can be a lot lower.

When he lived in that ground floor studio apartment for about $1800, he said his pensions covered that, so maybe he gets about $2k per

All in all, he probably made $2.5-3m in SAG-AFTRA over his career

So while he gets something, it isn't as high as he makes it seem

In the middle of three potential lawsuits we all know perennial lolcow and deadbeat dad John is poor, desperate and unemployable. How is he paying the bills and keeping himself neck deep in Busch lights? A return the the podcasting world is inevitable.

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It won’t come as a big shock to anyone to learn that Johns mom is paying for the Alabama lawyer. After Tabber and Bennet it was clear John can’t find or afford good counsel on his own. However at the urging of family there are rules John has been given some rules. Rule One- John is not allowed to speak to his attorney without his mom or other family present. Rule two-He cannot do any shows that are DV related, his mouth got him in enough trouble already. Rule Three- John has to get a job and his online activity is being monitored to make sure he’s not communicating with people he shouldn’t be or getting up to no good. Also members of his family tried for a long time to not let the DV impact their lives, as I told they buried their heads in the sand for a long time about the DV and didn’t want to admit how out of hand John had gotten but between the bungling of the lawsuit John’s lawsuit and Shuli filing a lawsuit against John they had to face reality.

MLC snipes shows daily. Doesn't this work both ways?