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▲ 15 r/DabblersAnonymous

I asked AI to analyze John's disgusting feet and legendary foot odor....

Those feet look remarkably like hands. If this isn't a digitally altered viral gag and these are indeed his actual feet, a few practical points explain why they might smell awful and what needs attention:

Fungal buildup (Onychomycosis):

Several toenails appear noticeably thickened, discolored, and overgrown. Nail fungus harbors dead keratin and bacteria, which produce a distinct, sour odor that basic soaping often can't eliminate once established.

Bacterial colonization between digits:

Foot odor is primarily caused by bacteria (Brevibacterium* and *Staphylococcus) breaking down sweat and dead skin into isovaleric acid. With digits that long and closely spaced, sweat and sloughed skin easily stay trapped in the webs unless intentionally scrubbed and dried.

u/RubFuture5580 — 16 days ago
▲ 41 r/DabblersAnonymous

Let's take a vote here. Does the diploma that John held up on Stern look like the one that he held up on his stream? I know the Stern image is a little faded, but there looks to be a lot less text. What say you?

u/RubFuture5580 — 17 days ago
▲ 69 r/DabblersAnonymous

Truer words have never been spoken. Somehow John believed his 1.6 GPA and summer course at NYU put him on the same level as actual talented people...

u/RubFuture5580 — 18 days ago
▲ 52 r/DabblersAnonymous

FUN FACT: 58% of all Hollywood writers are above the age of 40 and 20% are over the age of 55. Begs the question why such a talented writer who spent 20+ years with Stern and Leno remains persona non grata?

u/RubFuture5580 — 25 days ago
▲ 69 r/DabblersAnonymous

In case you're wondering, a 2011 Mercedes-Benz C 300 with high mileage and lack of upkeep has an estimate Private Sale ("As-Is") value of $1,500 – $2,500, and Dealer Trade-In value of $500 – $1,000. I'm guessing Gary doesn't drive a similar car at this point in his life...

"My buddy's a cop, do you know him?"

u/RubFuture5580 — 25 days ago
▲ 104 r/DabblersAnonymous

Now that Kate has cleaned herself up so nicely, maybe she can try again to snag this world famous NYU grad and real estate genius, who's never been arrested and who has multiple pensions...

u/RubFuture5580 — 27 days ago
▲ 58 r/DabblersAnonymous

Has anyone spotted John recently? Curious how he's spending his summer away from da cesspool of ridiculousness dat is da Dabbleverse?

u/RubFuture5580 — 1 month ago
▲ 25 r/DabblersAnonymous

GROK NAILED IT: "Based on the bodycam transcript from the YouTube video, the driver (identified as John Melendez / "Stuttering John") displays a pattern of evasiveness, poor short-term recall, and difficulty processing basic instructions during the traffic stop"

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u/RubFuture5580 — 2 months ago
▲ 4 r/DabblersAnonymous

Think you have eagle eyes? These two pictures may look identical, but there’s more here than meets the eye. Don't let the details fool you—search the scene and count every difference you can find!

u/RubFuture5580 — 2 months ago
▲ 18 r/DabblersAnonymous

SERIOUS QUESTION: We know that John's in the best shape of his life. And, now that he's no longer part of the DV, he's surely a work out fiend and health nut. My wonder is, does he get McDonald's delivered before or after his daily workout? Trying to get into a good routine myself.

u/RubFuture5580 — 2 months ago
▲ 15 r/DabblersAnonymous

REAL ESTATE BUMMER: Cape Coral ranks near the very bottom among 300 U.S. cities ( #295 overall) due to lagging market velocity, high inventory, and home price softening. It leads the country with roughly 8% of all homeowners underwater on their mortgages.

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u/RubFuture5580 — 2 months ago
▲ 86 r/DabblersAnonymous

In season 7 of "Wings", John played a childish, unemployed young adult who lives off his mother. Has anyone told John that the episode is over?

u/RubFuture5580 — 2 months ago
▲ 38 r/DabblersAnonymous

Good for John for not returning to the DV and punching down. It's about time he realized that. John's a skilled, professional entertainer. Why come here and deal with talentless losers?

u/RubFuture5580 — 2 months ago