Thanks B&N for the photo inspiration, but I like this T-shirt much better :-)
AI analyzed the transcript from John's traffic stop. Yep, even AI knows John is an argumentative and difficult tw*t....
Here is a summary of the driver's behavior and lapses during the traffic stop:
Severe Memory Lapses:
The driver claims he "just moved" from California to excuse his expired registration, entirely forgetting that the exact same officer had pulled him over on the exact same road six months prior.
Dangerous Lack of Protocol:
He attempts to exit the vehicle to open his trunk, a major safety blunder that forces the officer to immediately order him to stay in the car.
Poor Situational Awareness: The officer reveals he had been tailing the driver for two miles, during which the driver blew through a stop sign and drove 15 mph over the speed limit without ever realizing a police cruiser was behind him.
Difficulty Processing Instructions:
He struggles to understand the ticket, repeatedly asking if he should just "take the ticket to the DMV" despite the officer explaining the process multiple times.
Flawed Defensiveness:
When caught doing 55 mph in a 40 mph zone, he argues he thought the speed limit was 45 mph—failing to realize that his excuse still admits to speeding.
So nice to see John thriving since he left the "cesspool of ridiculousness" that is the DV. He really seems like he's on a healthier and more productive path.
WONDER: Every dabbler knows that when John looks up to the ceiling as he's telling a story, he's about to spew bullshi*t and lies. My wonder is if Suzanner ever picked up on this tell?
Question: Whip-its is a slang term for small, pressurized metal whipped cream canisters of nitrous oxide that are inhaled for a brief, intense high. Of course, whipped cream has culinary uses too. How do you think John uses canisters of whipped cream?
Kitchen pic is of course AI.
QUESTION: How does John maintain his youthful look? Is it more related to genetics or does his rigorous workout routine play a bigger role?
Is the master podcaster coming back?
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QUESTION: To get flush again, and kick start his next million, will John auction off his celebrity wardrobe?
Serious Question: Which was the worse career move for John: leaving Stern or not showing any humility with Chrissy Mayr that launched the DV? I honestly think it was launching the DV. It has made him an Internet laughing stock and exposed his lack of talent and extreme narcissism.
Saw this at my drugstore. Man, these Father's Day cards can be pretty specific...
FATHER'S DAY POLL: How will John spend the day?
reddit.comQUESTION: Deep down, does John know he's a talentless man with zero work ethic who happenstanced into showbiz because Howard thought he talked funny?
"SOMEBODY - ANYBODY- NBC BARACK - HOLLYWOOD - PLEASE NOTICE ME - REMEMBUH, I HATE DA GQP AND I'M WOKE - AND DON'T FORGET DA PHONY PHONE CALL TO TRUMP!!!"
LMFAO: The moment real estate genius John left Canoga Park prices soared. And, when word got out that Da Duke was in Cape Coral, prices went in da sh*tter. Is this a new lawsuit for Karl?
Guessing this picture was taken before the large crowds arrived at his table?
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Anyone know the address for this place?
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