u/Dalai-Jama

Helmet? Don’t crash. Lessons? Don’t be a Jerry. Avalanche? Learn to swim. Too much Apres? You need a higher tolerance, put in the work. Not the right skis? Buy some straight 205s femboy.

I’m so tired of everyone prioritizing their well-being over shredding. What happened to the sport I love?

See you at the January pond skim next year. Your disrespect for Ullr brought this blasphemy upon us. Be more like Donny Pelletier and point em straight Bub.