Skull found on Mount Washington
I am part of a secret committee to design and develop a ski resort on Mount Washington. This is a secret project and we are scoping out the territory. Since this is a secret project I am dressed in a Ghillie suit at all times. So I was working in some tall brush and found a skeleton. The clothes were still intact so I searched for a wallet and took the cash from the wallet and threw the wallet down the mountain. He had some pretty cool gear so I took his helmet too. Ive never owned a skull before so I took that as well. I figured I could use it for intimidation if needed. As I’m walking up a steep grade theres a group on a tour. I still had the skull in my hand and they started screaming and frantically stampeding to the van. The tour guide was enraged and I could see the bloodlust in his eyes. He started screaming and charging at me. I looked at his groin and he seemed erect. I held up the skull and said “You want this to be you?”. The van erupted in gasps of horror and he came to his senses and ran for the Van. They sped off but next thing I know there’s a heavy police presence and helicopters. I stumbled across a dead moose and hid inside of it for a few days. If I was discovered, this would ruin the plan for the new resort. I ditched my Ghillie suit but kept the skull and got the hell out of there.