My final ski mission of the season got very stupid very fast
This season I saw the slope freshly groomed at the evening and empty and thought:
“Tomorrow I’ll hike up and ski down. Great idea.”
For context, I’m not some hardcore skier. Just a guy with confidence levels far above actual skill.
So tonight I start hiking uphill while my kids are down below playing around. Everything is fine at first because the slope lights are on.
Then I get halfway up…
…and they TURN THE LIGHTS OFF.
Pitch black.
Suddenly I can’t see anything, I’m alone on the mountain, and somewhere below me I hear the grooming machine starting up again like a horror movie soundtrack.
At this point I’m too far up to go down without looking defeated, so obviously I continue climbing in complete darkness pretending this was all part of the adventure.
Honestly felt like the mountain itself rejected me.
Made it to the top though.
Still alive.
Questionable judgment remains.