u/miragen125

How to post on r/2westernEurope4u without being a savage/bot total cunt: A non-official guide

I saw some of you crying recently because you feel like you can't talk about Ceuta anymore and that we are slowly turning into r/europe.

So, I decided to make a quick guide on how to post here without crossing the line into actual savage/bot territory.

Disclaimer: I am not a mod, nor am I our almighty u/Rex-ac. These are just my personal guidelines based on my many years of experience lurking and posting on this sub without getting banned (yet). If I am wrong, I hereby promise to publish an official apology letter.

Before posting, run yourself through this simple flowchart:

Question 1: Am I a cunt?

If yes: Proceed to Question 2.

Question 2: Am I shitting on my neighbour because of their cultural flaws, questionable cuisine, atrocious behavior or politics?

If yes: Proceed to Question 3.

Question 3: Is my neighbour currently under attack by a non-Western-European entity?

If yes: STOP the shitting on your neighbour in this particular case. Why ? We are like dysfunctional brothers: only we get to bully each other. When an outsider steps in, we stand together.

That’s why I attached the image to give you a concrete example.

P.S. Regarding Ceuta specifically: Virtually no one here is pro-mass migration, and most of us are likely against most forms of outside immigration. The only immigration we truly endorse is Erasmus, so we can fuck each other and discover new flavours.

So please, stop crying like little bitches and stop acting like savages trying to divide us.

If you actually want to understand French history during WW2 instead of recycling the same low-effort "surrender" jokes invented by uncivilized savages across the Atlantic, I beg of you to watch the new De Gaulle two-part biopic (La Bataille de Gaulle).

And no, before you ask, this isn't some low-budget indie art-house film where two guys argue in a cafe for 3 hours. It’s a massive blockbuster packed with high-end action, top-tier special effects, and a proper budget.

Fun fact to trigger your anti-French bias: the screenplay is mostly adapted from A Certain Idea of France: The Life of Charles de Gaulle, written by the famous British historian Julian Jackson. Having a Brit write the backbone of the story completely strips away the French "roman national" propaganda. Instead, it brutally lays out the complex, toxic, and utterly chaotic relationship between de Gaulle, Winston Churchill, and the Anglo-Saxon Allies.

It will also give you a very clear picture of why de Gaulle held his... particular views on Americans, and it perfectly sums up the eternal love-hate relationship between Barry and Pierre.

Go watch it, educate yourselves, and upgrade your banter.