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Urgent Message for Vermont Governor Phil Scott

​This is an urgent message for Vermont Governor Phil Scott,

Mr Scott the Vail and Alterra corporations have been taken over by a nephilim cabal, which with collaboration with the Babylonian Brotherhood has allowed them to seize an unlawful duopoly.

Mr Scott this a matter of Public health and safety, the Duopoly is using funds from “first tracks” or “fast track” systems to fund a secret dry slope project to replace snow with Dry slopes and make tickets for real snow 3,000$ yes they literally plan to steal all the powder.

Mr Scott I urge you to travel to Stratton and uncover the Nephilim cabal and save skiing.

u/Boobieleeswagger — 10 days ago
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Was going for my Thirsty Thursday booze cruise (totally legal btw it’s just a 500$ fine) when I came across a couple ski patrollers walking down 101, I asked them if they needed a ride, and the first one (I think he was their leader) hissed at me in what sounded like Aramaic, and then another one said “the Skull Guides” in like a weird German Accent, but like he was also sounded like he was being electrocuted. No idea what that was about, I peeled out as quick and as safe as possible because I’m scared of people with European accents, and continued my cruise.

My working theory is they’re those Yellow Deli hippy beatnik weirdos disguising themselves so they can steal Ariel Quiros buried treasure hidden in the woods of Jay anyways stay safe on the roads there’s druggy freak criminals around.

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u/Boobieleeswagger — 21 days ago