u/Daleks_Revenge

Quick synopsis of all 25 EON Bond films

I’ve summarised all 25 in one short line. Like/dislike? Please share your own hot take in the comments!

  1. DR NO
    The first one

  2. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
    The one where he fights on a train

  3. GOLDFINGER
    The one with the girl covered in gold paint

  4. THUNDERBALL
    The one where he fights underwater

  5. YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
    The one where he inexplicably turns Japanese

  6. OHMSS
    The one where he gets married

  7. DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
    The one where Blofeld dresses in drag

  8. LIVE AND LET DIE
    The other one where he fights on a train

  9. TMWTGG
    The one where he fights Count Dracula

  10. TSWLM
    The one with the underwater car

  11. MOONRAKER
    The one where he goes into space

  12. FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
    The one where he climbs up a cliff

  13. OCTOPUSSY
    The one where he dresses up as a sad clown

  14. A VIEW TO A KILL
    The one where he makes a quiche

  15. THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
    The one where he joins the Taliban

  16. LICENCE TO KILL
    The one where he quits the secret service

  17. GOLDENEYE
    The one with the exploding pen

  18. TOMORROW NEVER DIES
    The one with Rupert Murdoch

  19. TWINE
    The one where the bad guy turns out to be a bad… woman

  20. DIE ANOTHER DAY
    The one where the villain has “gene therapy”

  21. CASINO ROYALE
    The one where he gets his licence to kill

  22. QUANTUM OF SOLACE
    The one where the villains decide to own… a utility company

  23. SKYFALL
    The one inspired by Home Alone

  24. SPECTRE
    The one where Blofeld turns out to be his stepbrother… ?!

  25. NTTD
    The one where he struggles to look after a small child (having forgotten his earlier quiche-making skills)

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u/Daleks_Revenge — 1 day ago

OK. I understand people like to play with rubber ducks in the bathtub… but in a truck? What is with that?

Also, why do only Jeep owners seem to have this peculiar habit?

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u/Daleks_Revenge — 22 days ago