You can teleport anywhere instantly, but an incredibly angry goose always spawns right next to you.
Like, it’s not just a random goose. It’s the same goose; it hates your guts, and it teleports to your exact landing spot a split second after you do.
How do you even manage the logistics of this? If you teleport to a high-powered business meeting, you show up in a suit, and then a second later there is a screeching waterbird trying to take your kneecaps off. Do you just carry a laundry basket to throw over it immediately? Or a decoy loaf of bread?
I feel like vacations would be ruined. You teleport to a quiet beach to relax, and now you have to fight a bird in the surf.
u/DanStan52 — 16 hours ago