u/Dangerous_Opening_87

If Jacob and Kendall break up, which current nepo baby/it-girl is he targeting next ? 🧗‍♂️📈

looking at Jacob's dating history, this man climbs a career ladder. 💀 each relationship conveniently aligns with his current image and industry push. now that he's reached peak Kardashian/Jenner media circus level, if (or when) this current PR experiment ends, who do you think is his next target to maintain his high-fashion moody status ? here are my predictions :

Amelia Gray ? on paper, she fits his current edgy fashion vibe. though she’s currently taken, a pairing with Lisa Rinna's daughter would keep him firmly in the high-fashion loop

Lila Moss ? dating Kate Moss's daughter would give him absolute high-fashion royalty credibility without the Kardashian circus

Monica Bellucci's daughter (Deva Cassel) ?

does he go back to serious indie prestige actor or does he stay in the high-profile influencer/nepo-baby pipeline ? what do you think ?

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u/Dangerous_Opening_87 — 3 days ago

is the Jenner Curse striking Jacob Elordi ? The Dog Stars drops in 02 WEEKS with 00 premieres, 00 press & 20th Century in crisis

we're talking about a movie directed by Ridley Scott and led by Hollywood's supposedly hottest "it-boy" Jacob Elordi... and the marketing is a ghost town : no red carpet premieres announced, no press tour, 00 buzz.

word on the street is that 20th Century Studios (under Disney's chaotic umbrella right now) is in full budget crisis mode. they’re basically doing the bare minimum and dumping the movie late August because they don't know what to do with it lol.

isn't it mind-blowing how Jacob's media presence has been completely swallowed whole since linking up with Kendall ?

  • instead of actor-focused press, all we get are staged paparazzi dog-walks, Bottega outfits, and Kendall posting cryptically-aesthetic poetry stories on Ig ??
  • he went from being hyped as the "next big generation actor" to having his actual career sidelined while he becomes another accessory in the KarJenner universe.

i think it’s the classic pattern : the Kardashian-Jenner machine absorbs the partner's relevance for their own brand, while the guy's actual craft and box-office appeal take a total nosedive.

is this just 20th Century Studios being messy, or is this the definitive proof that dating a Jenner vampirizes your Hollywood credibility ? what do you think ?

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u/Dangerous_Opening_87 — 8 days ago

Are we supposed to act surprised by the Gigi and Bradley engagement rumors ?

I need to know some thoughts on this because I am so conflicted. On one hand, they’ve managed to keep things relatively low-key compared to other Hollywood couples, but on the other hand does anyone else feel like this whole thing moves at lightning speed for the sake of branding ?

Are we buying this as a genuine romance, or is it another classic high-profile PR arrangement to lock down a certain image ?

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u/Dangerous_Opening_87 — 16 days ago

Jacob Elordi holding Kendall’s purse at her equestrian competition while his sister likes Olivia Jade’s IG posts… you can’t make this up

From a Oscar-nominated prestige actor to literally being Kendall’s purse-holder at her horse riding event… the downfall of his mysterious artist persona is complete 😭 He’s officially full-time sugar baby status. And the family dynamic is even messier : Olivia Jade just posted on IG and Jacob’s sister liked it despite NOT following Kendall at all. Even his own family seems to prefer OJ over the KarJenner circus. The contrast between what he preaches about hating fame and him acting as a glorified assistant in public makes him a clown.

u/Dangerous_Opening_87 — 19 days ago

Kendall reposting her own feed post to her story for the SECOND time just to push 818… the engagement must be in the gutter 💀

Not “yummmm” 😭 she’s really begging us to click on this post. it’s hilarious because despite spamming us with endless PR articles about Jacob, weaponizing a cute little puppy for clout, and soft-launching her brand everywhere, the likes are STILL flopping. forcing the 818 promo twice just reeks of desperation. the KarJenner algorithm tricks aren't working like they used to

u/Dangerous_Opening_87 — 21 days ago