r/KUWTKsnark

Jordyn Woods is naturally everything Kylie pays and curates to try and fails to be

Kylie has a cursed bloodline and she will never have Jordyn's youthful magic. Evil wicked longbottom witch! Don't try to feed her your apple.

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u/mouse_asparagus — 21 hours ago

Insights from Kylie’s CUDI interview

Watched the CUDI podcast clip and felt bad for Kylie, ngl.

Some insights after having AI analyze her responses. Poor girl needs to read a book. Absolutely no one buys her mogul business woman persona ….

The saddest thing is that her speech is rated around the level of a 5th grader…. 1-2 years after KUWTK started … yikes

u/jenellesrecryner — 1 day ago

How Kylie looks vs how she thinks she looks

I’m surprised she recorded in this angle because that Crimson Chin goes cray. Wild she posted all of these on the same day. I wonder if Kylie has the filter saved as the LRD filter.

u/EvaSingh — 1 day ago

Imagine being featured in a vogue looking like

So Vogue cover Jordyn & Karl’s wedding - I bet she is seething at about that he isn’t putting on a ring on your finger and your featured with your long boobies down to your waist with your call girl friends excluding Justine & Hailey they actually look decent.

As someone has said if Jordyn stayed hanging around these witches she would never have got the happy ending that the klan dreams of having

u/SativaInShadows — 2 days ago

Yes Lewis give us nothing

How many pics they will post and again no chemistry?Just stop it’s embarrassing…

u/SummerGreedy2054 — 2 days ago

Are we seriously supposed to believe this girl is a“businesswoman” who built an empire ? Lmao All she does is taking pictures in her office and pick out colors 😭

Her office looks like a kids' playroom 💀 So now Kylie apparently has a "photographic memory" that’s definitely something new LMAO

u/angel_on_xanax — 2 days ago

Kim figured out a new trick! When on a public beach, wear basketball shorts. When on a private beach, wear a bikini. Only... we STILL haven't forgotten.

u/lilyessi3 — 2 days ago