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BREAKING NEWS:
Coachocinco has been fined 10,000 dollars for an incident involving a young fan after the Beavers big win against Washington State. Witnesses report young fan asked Chad Ochocinco for an autograph, and coach was so excited about the win, he took out one of his grills, signed it, and put it in the kids mouth. The kid and parents were excited, but the school felt otherwise. There is also an ongoing investigation into Coachocinco for improper “benefits”. After the win, multiple players could be seen spending time with very attractive older women that people believe were hired by Chad Ochocinco to “boost team morale” the Pac 12 says “While we love cougars, this was not part of any player’s NIL agreement, and we would like to avoid a Hugh Freeze situation.” There is not expected to be any suspension at this time.

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Time for a mid season “Coachocinco” update. Ocho is on the hot seat. Its very unfortunate. Through 6 games Oregon State is 1-5. Our AD goals were 1) Beat Oregon (which we failed), 2) Win 50 percent of my home games, 3) Win 2 road games. We started out losing 4 in a row to Houston, Texas Tech, Oregon and Pitt. We beat Colorado State on the road before losing again to San Diego State at home. The offense moves the ball, but costly turnovers and sacks completely derail this team. The QB has been sacked 37 times in 6 games and has double digit fumbles lost (4 have been returned for a TD). The defense is atrocious. Most likely, Ocho will be fired and have a new home. My priority in recruiting has shifted to OL/DL. Should he still be at Oregon State next season, we will focus on improving the defensive side of the ball and QB. Wish him luck!

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