u/Darches

Paladin (Avenger specifically) is riddled with bugs, but Retribution works as advertised. It can be exploited in combination with Essence Orb, quickcast effects, and leprechaun magic (Blarney '16 and '21). You can still hit over 3k without leprechauns or lucky strikes. It is NOT affected by armor lean but is also not locked to the Paladin title. You could probably hide behind a barrier and use this frequently.

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It was a huge time sink, but I have painstakingly remade this old image in order to un-deep-fry it. It really speaks to me.

For the highest quality .png use the imgur link below.

NEW remaster imgur link

OLD reference imgur link (for comparison)

Original factory was too shitty IMO.

This was a huge time sink, but this one really speaks to me.

imgur link

Such a classic. I couldn't NOT have it in high quality. Works well on bright/dark backgrounds.

I miss the AQ classic style weapons. Comment below what YOU'D want in AQW (from any other AE games).

• The back arm is missing.
• The Legendary Armageddon Blade (with darker animated lightning) is missing from the shop.
• The key blade is held by the guard instead of the handle.
• The baby dragon pets are placed directly on top of the player, unlike most other pets. They look like they're floating on the screen...

There's also a 3rd face that's JUST the skull, without you inside it.

The "American style" Russell Stover bag costs $10! For that price I could get at least 30 oz of Reese's, not 4.2 oz. If you pay the hazelnut price for peanuts, you're being played like a fiddle. Same with the Nutella.

Luckily I managed to snag a bunch of the new peanut Nutella's that were both marked down and part of a sale, dropping to just $0.47 each. It's actually good, like a half-way between Nutella and peanut butter. It's still made with some hazelnuts. However, the regular retail exactly the same ($5+). I don't normally buy the Nutella luxury anyway, though if you must buy it store brands should suffice. Nothing beats homemade hazelnut spread but it can be a royal pain to make, especially if you buy in-shell nuts to stay frugal.

My family used to buy Edy's all the time but now it's ALL frozen dairy dessert. There is no ice cream left on the Edy's shelf and the FDD just melts the moment it hits your tongue and tastes like ice rather than cream. I'm a man of low standards but even I noticed how low the quality has gotten. Well... They lost a bunch of customers. I let others in the aisle know too, since they seem to be unaware.

Ice cream opinions:

• Kroger: Best value by far, and it's honestly fine quality. My favorites are the chocolate cookie crumble, cookies and cream latte (has coffee, but flavor is a bit weak), and the limited edition fluffernutter is actually crazy. Critics have also lauded the French vanilla, though I haven't had it in a long time.
• Private Selection: Also owned by Kroger, it costs about twice as much, but includes the higher end flavors like Denali Moose Tracks and wedding cake. The pints are even more expensive but it's one of the only remaining sources of real coffee ice cream. Only buy on sale.
• Kirkland: Owned by Costco, it's only sold by the gallon and only in Vanilla. The "Super Premium" labeling is no joke. If you want the creamiest ice cream, this is it. Cream is the first ingredient and it was so rich that it was difficult to scoop out of the carton. TBH I actually prefer Kroger brand, especially with the price difference. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Other brands: Too expensive and no higher quality. Tillamook is alright but my first tub was mediocre. I tried a couple Hagan Daz pints and wasn't particularly impressed. For those prices I expect a foot massage, too.