Things I did before I was dumped
Well, we both ended it. I was told in the last month they had started questioning things.
What did I do in the last month? I...
- Showed them I love 80s Reba Macintyre
- Quiet quit on cheering them on when they shared repeating problems (solvable problems) that hadn't changed in 7 months. You get to this point where you've exhausted your options and you just realize they are just whiny and stuck for a reason.
- So I guess I let my guard down and um showed them my knowledge of musical theatre
- Showed them Kath and Kim and Strangers with Candy.. in the same night
- had my period on their pants while sitting on them.
- relapsed into reddit. shared with them that I used to use reddit like, a lot 😬 💉
- started accepting DJ gigs from my ex. Getting paid to play goth music in the gay bar is something fun I can do.
- showed them a demo of my music at a part where it didn't sound really good
- I showed them the Roches (I think this is what did it) 👎 😬 I don't think amab nb weebs that hate their boomer parents can enter this aesthetic
- showed them my limited but real japanese cooking skills. I have a japanese ex, so I could never share any love of the culture with them because it was on par with hearing about my ex :[
- I told them I love iceberg lettuce and the lore around it being bad is total bullshit
- I shared that I hate the truman show
- disclosed that I do Tarot readings on all my plants
- The last time I stayed at their place, I fell asleep in the afternoon in their bed with their cat. it was the most blissfull beautiful sleep I'd had. I could smell the summer for the first time out the window. I felt a rare euphoria. I wondered if the sight of me unguarded and peaceful was comforting to them, or if I was a lazy unaccomplished loser napping for hours in their bed.
I guess I was a loser. In another world I'm a beautiful woman and I can't wait to meet you and show you Reba and Amy Sedaris, even if you are just my evil gay friend.