u/Daypasser

I get it, the sun's out, I like music and gardening and I don't know, angle grinding too, but wouldn't it be nice sometimes to have one set hour of the day where you can just hear the trees rustling, and the birds singing. Turn off the lawnmower, turn off the hideous bass throbbing music, tell your kids to stop having so much bloody fun, and let us all just have a nice peaceful sit in the garden.

Yes I'm aware I'm an old miserable bastard.

EDIT: to thank the many of you that recognise this is quite tongue in cheek and entirely unworkable, but STILL.