r/britishproblems

You’ve figured out the supermarket. You know exactly where everything is, you can get in and out in 5 to 10 minutes. But then the supermarket gets bored of that layout and change it entirely. Now you’re walking around looking for the salt.

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u/thebroccolioffensive — 5 hours ago

Having to mentally double check the NSL

Just come up a dual carriageway, overtaking on the right like a normal person, to be hit with brake lights and a steady 55.

Turns out there's a speed camera van on a bridge and people think the national speed limit is 60mph. On a dual carriageway.

Was in real danger of being undertaken by faster lorries next to me.

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u/InternationalRich150 — 2 hours ago

I've just got the chance to walk through one of my favourite parks after years of closure and millions spent in redevelopment, aaaannnd it's full of drug users already.

I spent most of my teenage summers chilling here with my friends. Lots of fond memories.

It's been closed since around 2021, had millions spent on modernisation, landscaping and long needed repairs and honestly it looks absolutely beautiful.

It reopened a couple of weeks ago and I've finally had a day of annual leave to have a stroll. Within 20 minutes I've been called "oi" 3 times, been started on twice, almost tripped over someone off their face on god knows what, and I've just been fist bumped for having nice tattoos who couldn't decide whether to fist bump me with his can of beer hand or his joint hand (atleast he was pleasant though I'll give him that).

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u/rezonansmagnetyczny — 3 hours ago

Probably going to be a few more accidents than usual on the roads today.

With an awful lot of people staying up until 4 am to watch the football, I foresee a sharp uptick in vehicular accidents today both from drink and fatigue.

Be careful out there everyone.

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u/birdy888 — 9 hours ago

Sold my car, cancelled the insurance early into the month

and was met with a cancellation fee. I called the insurance company up to negotiate this fee. Eventually I agreed to pay it, and they said they offered a payment plan with no interest. I can easily afford the £50 fee, but thought I’d do the petty thing, so I’m paying off the £50 over 6 months.

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u/CandyCane147 — 16 hours ago

Watched someone shoplift in Soho today and just… walk out

Was in Soho this evening and watched someone fill their bag in a shop and stroll straight out the door. No alarm, no security, staff didn’t even look up. It was so casual I almost doubted what I’d seen.

Is this just accepted now? Do these people ever actually get caught, or have shops fully given up? Genuinely asking because the staff’s complete non-reaction was the strangest part.

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So many people casually scroll or hold their phones to their ear while driving

I can’t understand whether it’s through addiction, stupidity, or a complete disregard for human life

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u/soberto — 1 day ago

Charity chuggers at the exit of shops

"Hey just a quick one" "You look like a nice person would you..." "I know you care about the..."

No. Retailers please take note, if I see you've allowed them to set up a begging podium at the exit to your store, I probably will go to another. Yes I always give a "no thanks" and keep walking but it's an unpleasant experience. Nobody likes this, get rid of them.

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u/makingitgreen — 2 days ago

People that wait until all their shopping has been scanned to start packing, fannying around with their purse/wallet, holding everyone up, really get on my nerves. Just pack as it comes through !

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u/ShinyHeadedCook — 2 days ago

PSA: The button you used to open the door of the toilet on the train can also be used to close the door when you leave. This can help minimise the absolute honking stink you've left behind.

Sincerely, everyone sitting in the vicinity of the loo.

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u/Nikkerloo — 2 days ago

It's now seemingly impossible for restaurants to deliver your order correctly

Seriously, I don't think I've ordered food and have it arrive on time and with all of the expected items in the last two years or so. Either it shows up with half the order missing, or it shows up ice cold, or it shows up with stuff inside that you asked them to remove because you literally cannot eat it.

I don't know why this has suddenly become such a challenge... People managed to fulfill orders correctly in the 90s and 00s using a pen and paper, yet of our modern cloud-based ordering systems and GPS delivery drivers seem to have somehow made everything worse.

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The irritation of having David Beckham rammed down your throat in literally every single advertisement on the TV.

I get it, SIR Becks is a national treasure but Jesus Christ, Ninja, Stella, McDs, Walkers.

I’ve got Beckham fatigue.

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u/KimCattrallsFeet — 2 days ago

KFC smells like a sewer, went out for a drive, passed 4 different KFCs and all smelled so disgusting

McDonald’s also stinks but less so, what causes this horrible stench

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u/Jacktheforkie — 1 day ago

Today is my 31st birthday. Completely forgot to renew my 26-30 Railcard yesterday.

Completely my own fault I forgot to renew it so now have the whole year paying full price. I've also booked trains with it already in the past few weeks so I'll have to refund them all!

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u/samvyt — 2 days ago

Shops/Chemists/Banks acting like there's still a stay at home partner in everyone's household

I am an office worker. I work from 9am to 5pm, Monday to Friday.

Ooh, let me get a coffee before work from this local cafe... Oh. It opens at 9am. Okay. I'll just make coffee at work.

Better pick up that prescription on my lunch... Every pharmacy is closed between 1-2pm. Fine.

I've got some money to deposit at the bank after work, so I'll just do- closes at 3pm. Ah.

But it's fine! I can go to the cafe on the week... end... closed on weekends. Alright.

I understand that probably most people don't work a set 9am to 5pm, but it feels like the high street is still set up in a way that stay at home partners can go out and do the errands during the day, while you work.

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u/Cumulus-Crafts — 3 days ago

Royal Mail can't be bothered to deliver mail for 10 days in a row

Had our first mail delivery in nearly 2 weeks today. Postie said he'd been on holiday. Apparently bosses at the delivery office couldn't be arsed to put any cover in place so they just didn't bother delivering.

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u/Correct-Survey — 3 days ago