r/britishproblems
That’s it folks. The final stretch of the year. Sainsbury’s have the Christmas Roses/Celebrations out on sale. Christmas is on the way. It gets earlier and earlier with these supermarkets.
reddit.comThey finally brought back one of the best flavours of Walkers, Worcester Sauce, but about 9/10 packets are lacking in flavour strength and a total disappointment
And it’s actually worse than 9/10, I’ve gone through multiple six packs of them without a solitary satisfying bag. So of course they aren’t worth buying to me now and I don’t buy them anymore
Feeling guilty for taking a day off for bad period pains in 2026
Normally I can just push through them, but every once in a while the cramps are so bad that I just can't.
The amount of pollution alerts issued the moment it rained in the south
I'm glad we haven't prepared at all for a pretty normal amount of rain!
Yorkshire Water Hardness Report
Got a new dishwasher and decided to properly set the "water hardness" setting so it knows how much salt to use, after seeing the limescale in the gubbins of the old one.
Thanks for the speed that it took to get it back (less than a day) but I'm not sure it is entirely useful:
> The water supplied to the zone is classified as being soft to very hard water
On an entirely unrelated note, does anyone know whether setting it to very hard when it isn't will cause any issues? I'm guessing that is better than the other way round.
Waking up hearing this current heavy rain, briefly smiling, then knowing there's going to be some major flooding later
Ground too dry etc if the rain stays this heavy. Stay safe folks.
Trying to grab a sandwich in Pret, but there’s a member of staff standing at the fridge, with their back to you, micro-adjusting every single baguette.
reddit.comRuined an entire pub quiz with one correct answer
Embarassing story.
For context, I am not from the UK, I've been here for years butttt I've only visited to drink or pub crawls. Never on quiz evenings or nights so I don't know what the rules are.
There's a pub I frequent near my place in Manchester/ Salford border.
I've always gone there during the weekends. After workouts,, or just anytime to hang out. This time went there on a weekday evening when coincidently there was a pub quiz going on.
I took my friend there for the first time as well. The quiz starts, I'm down one pint and can't hear anything at this point ( I'm a lightweight ik ).
Then the guy says "Where was Elon Musk born?"
I hear that and then shout "South Africa".
Then I see him go red and says "You're lucky I'm not going to throw you out. You can't shout the answers, you've ruined it."
I was shocked. First reaction was wanting to go tell him to f off. But then I thought maybe I did do wrong.
He's shouting in the background "Someone's ruined the quiz so no point in asking the same question."
Then I sit there embarassingly with my friend. Finish our drinks, and as we leave we see the participants have a form they fill out.
Then I realised, I was wrong here, it's his place and I broke the rules. so I apologised to him personally and left.
I don't think I'll be able to show my face there ever again though 😭.
Basically discovered what Pub Quizzes are and how it works!
End of story lol.
When the oil price surges, you have a few days before petrol price jumps too. When oil prices drops, you better have a full tank, because it's going to be long wait.
reddit.comBeing told there's no deadline for my ADHD assessment forms, only to be discharged for missing the deadline
reddit.comLiving in a 20 zone but everyone drives like an ass
Either, nobody obeys the speed limit because they think it's too slow or they slow down but don't pay any attention to the road.
Both of my cats have been run over. And yes, cats are pretty stupid and can be unpredictable but how did they not see my cat in the middle of the day on a straight road. Thankfully it was not a child that ran into the road!
Answering the phone in public bathrooms
Born and raised in the uk, and I still have no idea why people think this is ok or acceptable to do. If im taking a shit I dont want some random ladies husband and kids to hear me fighting for my lift. There are other places to answer the phone, why do it in a public bathroom???
Car, bike and house alarms working together to ensure that at any given time of day there is one going off at ear splitting volume. Silently plotting impotent revenge.
reddit.comGetting excited that the temperature will only reach 20°, but then remembering that your workplace is a heat trap and still thinks it's a heatwave.
reddit.comAlmost choking on meringue dust eating an M&S Raspberry Eton Mess dessert
I only bought it as it had been reduced in price.
Hopefully this is British enough!
As firefighters tackling a wildfire in the New Forest enters its 9th day and the M27/A31 connecting Bournemouth and Southampton is still closed....apparently the UK doesn't have any aircrafts or helicopters that can waterbomb the area.
reddit.comIt's 17 August and The Range already has a Halloween window display.
Not content with having a display all October for a minor public event, now we have to start not in September but in the middle of *August*? I'm all for Halloween fun on one day a year but wtf is this.