And it’s actually worse than 9/10, I’ve gone through multiple six packs of them without a solitary satisfying bag. So of course they aren’t worth buying to me now and I don’t buy them anymore
I have a somewhat cloudy memory of this but I feel like the internet is erasing all trace of it. So, bearing in mind, maybe it wasn't baywatch, even though i'm sure it was, but it was definitely simon baker doing a one episode role, and the video quality definitely made it look like it was in the late 80s/ early 90s
The story goes something like this: Simon baker plays a scummy lifeguard, who may or may not have been visiting Mitch/David Hasslehoff's beach and doing some lifeguarding there
There's a drowning incident and even though the drowning beautiful woman is a lesser priority and he is repeatedly told not to rescue her first and there's a young boy in more danger, he does anyway. He then whisks her away to a tent, probably a medical tent, and he begins to molest her kissing her as she struggles against him and feeling her up against her will and guilting her because he saved her life. Anyone know what I watched and if any of the details I remember match up correctly?
In reference to this post which is now archived, https://www.reddit.com/r/MitchellAndWebb/comments/oatqj0/as_jonno_let_rip_with_the_stolen_kalashnikov_and/
I know I'm not alone in being deeply keen to find out what monkey puzzler was so here's my theory:
The book is called 'Scorpion Patrol' so it's clearly a bravo two zero style thing about a special forces unit or units, probably SAS, operating in an exotic country
Squarehead lets off 'one round' of monkey puzzler, so it's not likely to be a pistol, a rifle or a machine gun. What if it's a grenade launcher, like an M203? Which are likely to be fired in single rounds and likely to blow enemies to pieces, like human body part puzzle pieces. And the monkey bit is self explanatory, as others already suggested from the racist theme of the writing
Half the games of eg alcatraz that i want to watch replays of arent there. How long has this been happening? Used to have every single game in there