
u/Make_the_music_stop

Can't believe I get paid to do this. Used to work in finance, it sucked. This job is great.
If you can still hear Billy's voice from 1986......
Beginning to realise the new offical policy that Amazon must not knock or ring the doorbell anymore. The first you know about the delivery is received three emails and three photos of the parcels by the door.
reddit.comIn memory of Pat Roach on his birthday
He was one of the great movie bad guys of the 80s appearing in movies such as The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Willow, Red Sonja, Never Say Never Again, Clash of the Titans and Conan the Destroyer. His presence in movies were iconic and unforgetable.
The weird law that has you standing at the check out at 09:54 with everything on the conveyor belt and the staff member is ready and nothing can happen. Just this uncomfortable silence. At 10:00, he starts to scan the first item.
reddit.comWe rescued this chap when he was 5 years old in 2013. Second photo is from this morning. Now 18, he's still full or energy but his whiskers have turned white.
When you're in a bird hide in South Africa and this happens..
You know what they say about guys with big feet?
They say that shoe shopping is a horrible ordeal for us, and you wouldn't believe how accurate that statement is.
I looked through 7 different stores to find a pair that fit me. Thank god that one is still in business, I've worn the same shoes for 5 years now because they're the only ones that fit.
And don't get me started on ski boots. It took 6 months of searching until I found a pair in the very back of a small shop 50 miles away from where I live.
This whole thing is an exercise in frustration. At least having a huge long cock makes up for it.
You know what they say about guys with big feet?
They say that shoe shopping is a horrible ordeal for us, and you wouldn't believe how accurate that statement is.
I looked through 7 different stores to find a pair that fit me. Thank god that one is still in business, I've worn the same shoes for 5 years now because they're the only ones that fit.
And don't get me started on ski boots. It took 6 months of searching until I found a pair in the very back of a small shop 50 miles away from where I live.
This whole thing is an exercise in frustration. At least having a huge long cock makes up for it.
Found an old photo of our street in Vanderbijlpark from 1976. To the right, is from Google streetview 2024.
Third favourite and with odds 17/2 to become the next PM.....
The guy who picked on me all through high school and then became a multi millionaire just placed a delivery order at my local KFC.
Now I get the last laugh. I gave him original recipe and he ordered extra crispy. Checkmate John, you fucking loser.
The guy who picked on me all through high school and then became a multi millionaire just placed a delivery order at my local KFC.
Now I get the last laugh. I gave him original recipe and he ordered extra crispy. Checkmate John, you fucking loser.