
r/trailerparkboys

Julian... I mean Sexian... is the manliest man in the pærk
Russian road rager shoots at car
One thing I never understood about s7
In season 7, layhe starts drinking again. Takes Ricky's dope trailer hostage for the swazye express. And everything ensues with conky, fbi, forest fuck dummies and all. Why didn't they just negotiate with layhe to give him the train after the deal is complete? Just tell the drunk bastard to not mention bubbles and that they found it abandoned or something? All the money they made could have easily bribed him on top of the reward money. With all the money they made ya know. Just always bugged me about that lol. Do you think that whole fuckulated shindig could have been avioded?
Say what you will but Randy would be killing it at some of the bars in my town
John Dunsworth
People say John Dunsworth is the greatest "drunk actor" ever but that's not true. He's the greatest actor ever period. He's just hysterical everything he says he says perfectly with such poetic diction. He portrays a complicated person and he uses some much depth and such a fantastic range. He's hilarious and he's tearjerking it's insane.
This Hat For Sale Says "It's A Bad Day To Be A Hotdog"
Season 13
It won't happen because the suit dicks and the writer dicks don't want it, but season 13 should open up with the funeral of Jim Lahey, and a promise from Randy that he will do everything to stop the boys in his honour. From there shit will get real fucky, and Randy will become one with the liquor in honour of Lahey. The show basically writes itself. Fucks sakes.
Award for best car stickers seen today goes to...
Watermelon for JULIAN
I'm pretty sure I have never seen the movie Dirty Dancing, i always skipped it back in the cable days. what does a watermelon have to do with that movie?
BREAKING - DONNY SPOTTED IN ENGLAND?
Hello, this is Steve Rogers from channel 10, we just received footage of Donny, drunk as FUCK, operating VLT’s and terrorizing innocent bystanders at a local pub in Birmingham, England.
Local lad said: “He started screaming at me, accusing me of sabotaging his satellite telly. Fockin mad innit??”
Another victim testified: “I told him I wasn’t shooting any guns but he kept shouting FUCK OFF WITH THE GUNS.”
I am searching for a very specific episode
After all my times through watching the boys I cannot for the life of me remember which episode jroc was doing a mic check and in the microphone he goes “knowmsayin knowmsayin” instead of a normal person doing “test 1-2 test” and it was fucking hilarious. I know it was in the early seasons somewhere.