r/FuckImOld

If Your Appliances Weren’t ‘Golden Harvest’, They Might Have Been ‘Avocado’. Which Did You Have?

u/man_machine_poet — 4 hours ago
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The Older I Get, the More I Appreciate When Movies Had These

Truth be told I never see a movie in the theatre anymore. My bladder can’t take three-hour epics.

That plus the constant yapping and the glow from all the smartphones and watches.

u/man_machine_poet — 24 hours ago

What’s Her Perfume? Tigress, by Fabergé

If you know the song that mentions this perfume, you may be getting close to senior discounts.

u/man_machine_poet — 1 day ago
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Punch Bug: Blue!

In my part of Canada we played Punch Bug on road trips, although other places called it Punch Buggy.

It was a game you could only play if you were around at a time when there were a lot of Volkswagen ‘Beetles’ on the road, and you never had to wait very long to spot one in the many colours they had.

If you can still feel the punches, you’re old.

u/Make_the_music_stop — 1 day ago