u/Ruby-Shark

Not content with having a display all October for a minor public event, now we have to start not in September but in the middle of *August*? I'm all for Halloween fun on one day a year but wtf is this.

The Count's Youtube channel hasn't been updated in 12 days. No video about his manifesto. No interviews. We're in the middle of the campaign and he seems strangely quiet. Am I just not looking in the right placea?

No way to tell them to speak directly into the mic. Infuriating.

What if UKIP, Brexit, Reform UK, and the entire Farage extended universe were all just a decades-long smokescreen orchestrated by... Our intergalactic saviour Count Binface?

What if he recruited Farage in secret years ago... Knowing no-one would vote for an intergalactic space lord with a bin on his head unless he could get into a one on one contest in which his opponent was so obviously even more ridiculous.

And so Farage and Brexit was all so Britain could get so politically cooked that a man with a bin on his head enters Parliament as the sensible option.

And now he is on the cusp of entering Parliament and annexing Britain for Sigma 9! The master plan!

Well I for one welcome our new overlord.

Were there any signs we missed?

At last, the rule that brought you Brexit will provide the last laugh.