“Wait what do you mean you’re an alien”
Ashido “Yeah I’m an alien”
Kaminari “But aliens aren’t real”
Ashido “Well actually they are. The first aliens arrived on earth around twenty years after the hero system was established. Most of them have managed to blend in with the mutant quirk population. In fact there are even plenty of heroes that are aliens.
Kaminari “Really?”
Ashido “Yeah, for example you know the hero Superman from the US”
Midoriya who heard the word hero joined the conversation “Oh he’s a hero whose quirk allows him to absorb solar radiation and use it to do various things!”
Ashido “Yeah well it’s actually not a quirk he’s an alien.”
Midoriya “Oh really I didn’t know that.”
Kaminari “Wait you’re just going to accept the fact that aliens are real.”
Midoriya “Yeah I mean it’s not that crazy. After all my mom is an Esper”
Kaminari “You mean like an esper quirk right?”
Midoriya “No as in an actual esper just like my aunts, her sisters Tatsumaki and Fubuki though my mom is nowhere near as powerful as them.”
Kaminari “Wait so you’re telling me that you’re aunts are Emerald Tornado and Psychic blizzard and that they have esper powers and not quirks
Midoriya “Yep. Oh and my dad is half dragon.”
Kaminari “Ok next someone is going to tell me that werewolves are real”
Midoriya “Kaminari. Hound Dog is literally a werewolf.”
Kaminari “What! No way!”
Midoriya “Yes. He literally loses human speech when he gets mad. That’s not something a quirk would cause.”
Kaminari “Ok. Ok. I guess I can accept that. And at least I can sleep at night knowing demons are not real.
Tokoyami “Demons are real though. What do you think Dark Shadow is?”
Kaminari “Guys please stop repeatedly shattering my worldview. Wait Midoriya if you’re dad is half dragon does that mean one of your grandparents did it with a dragon.”
Midoriya “yeah my grandma did but my dad only got fire breath. My aunt Ruri on the other hand got a lot more.”
Kaminari “Ok if all of this stuff is true, does that mean Vlad King and toga are vampires.”
Midoriya “No that’s ridiculous vampires aren’t real.”
Kaminari “BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS?!?!”