u/Desperate-Yak508

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Kallavan

well well well, I'm back with you people... i must say its disappointing that i didn't cause tower of agenda to take off like i wanted it to but i digress. before the main slander will start is it just me or did SIU or his team start making his cast more and more unimportant, i mean i suppose that was expected cuse baam is near high ranker level but still, story is going to fast for what they are trying to tell, i think. but i also suppose its due to the way they wrote themselves into a corner with the end of season 2, but personally i would want it to take a slower approach. ok now to the main point of this post.

Kallavan, aka slave with small D, aka Kallacuck the flinching. where do i even start? season 2? season3? all i know this man is only a statement merchant and nothing more losing to a story wise weaker baam even when he had his whole armada with him. commander of all 5 semi relevent rankers in the 4th corps i will not lie i forgot most of them other than the ha chick and it really shows huh? during the nest arc his bumass squad got whooped and most of them got killed of, only reason he is alive is due to the fact that he is a team up merchant and teamed up with Dowon and then with his main opp Baam that bum am i right. ask yourself this kallacuck stans? was there a point in time he won a fight without teaming up? he is just a old pile of dust who hid for 3000 years just to get this shit rocked smooth of by some twink and an old man.

now to the slander part this man the kallacuck as i like to call is ain all sense a Zahard meat muncher, a masochist and plenty more. one thing you will find about kallacuck is that he is a Zahard muncher he wants Zahard t take him to poundtow and he isnt even hiding it. let me remind you this brotha sacrefised his whole loyal squad just to get on Zahard's good side on some tobi be good for your hand master type shi. dude glazes a person he only seen once cuse his small troglodyte bean brain having ass is a whore for powerful people that spit on him he just takes it like a good dog on a leash he is. now on a whole having a leash part do i need to remind all five of you kallacuck stans that this dude was so hypnotiesed by Zahard's meat that this dude got on some bdsm chains on his hand cuse his daddy told him to and when his squadmates life was on the line he didnt wanna take that off cuse his daddy told him so. like is that your goat? a cuck who loves sitting in the closet with a superman costume just waiting waiting for the day that he gets to see his buff golden haired king take his meat out? now lets go to my main point for this slander post his matchups: he fought jinsung ha now people will say that he is stronger than jinsung but lets be so fr this man had help from a princess of Zahard and an orbital weapon he didn't win himself and he didn't even win against a full power jinsung, he fought "white" (next slander post on him *wink* *wink*) who is just an all around fodder who is a casual rak victim and even then he wasn't fighting that bum alone in the first place. Now lets talk about what's in future for this bum... my predictions is this high ranker bum will lose his essence to baam and he will return to being another fodder in verse and a Parakewl victim as well. I really don't like kallacuck as a character for a simple fact that he is a dog to who only follows orders strip everything and only thing that's left is a arrogant team reliant statement fraud.

ps: there might be some parts that don't make a lick of sense but remember pushing the agenda is FUG's Top priority.

u/Desperate-Yak508 — 5 days ago

I am inevitable

god its a hell of a wait for season 4. While we are at it lets talk about my favorite bum. I love and respect Khun. aka Blue D, aka khun Splatoon. Where do I start? How about the fact that this dudehasn'tt done anything relevant after the first half of season 2? Now, some might say that I am overreacting because of the whole trauma, chess, and his manipulation, butlet'ss be real: other than his fakeout deaths, what did he even do? Season 1: ye, I will give you that he made a solid plan to clear the floor, but other than that, what did he do that other lighthouse experts dont do already? only thing thisbum dose is aurafarm and die and then in season three his only useful feat was giving a sweet fish buff to bam after let me remind you he died, granted it was one of the strongest rankers but he gets a whole lot of hype for the sole fact that "if" he trained he would be strong. On a side not i am so tired of waiting. I love Siu, but God, Urek Mazinoo side story would have been so much better in my opinion if they finished the main story first. So how about us just discussing chapters like normal civilised people? We hop on Tower of Agenda and start spreading agendas left and right.

ps: Kallavan slander post will come out soon

u/Desperate-Yak508 — 6 days ago